He Hates Me
New evidence in today that God does in fact hate me:
Despite the fact that most of Texas has been in the midst of a draught for the last three months the weekend that I plan to move into my apartment it is expected to rain off and on all weekend. This move in date was set well over a month and when the first reports of rain this weekend came in I was a little annoyed but I was not going to let this get in the way of my liberation. Then today comes news that the rain predicted for this weekend has a chance of being freezing rain (it was 82 degrees yesterday) and there is now a travel advisory... is this a sign that I should reconsider living in this apartment or just yet more proof that God, in fact, hates me?
Maybe it was all the welcome back Jesus parties I so enthusiastically participated in... or perhaps it was all those extra wafers I use to take during communion... but my logic was solid... if one piece of Christ was a blessing... then a handful of Christ must endow you with super-human powers... although I learned very quickly that x-ray vision was not one of those powers... I was disappointed.
Despite the fact that most of Texas has been in the midst of a draught for the last three months the weekend that I plan to move into my apartment it is expected to rain off and on all weekend. This move in date was set well over a month and when the first reports of rain this weekend came in I was a little annoyed but I was not going to let this get in the way of my liberation. Then today comes news that the rain predicted for this weekend has a chance of being freezing rain (it was 82 degrees yesterday) and there is now a travel advisory... is this a sign that I should reconsider living in this apartment or just yet more proof that God, in fact, hates me?
Maybe it was all the welcome back Jesus parties I so enthusiastically participated in... or perhaps it was all those extra wafers I use to take during communion... but my logic was solid... if one piece of Christ was a blessing... then a handful of Christ must endow you with super-human powers... although I learned very quickly that x-ray vision was not one of those powers... I was disappointed.