"[she's] nice, but... I think she's, like, a savant who hasn't found out what her one preternatural talent is, y'know ( Read more... )

...and watching Stranger Than Fiction:

Me: "I'd do Dustin Hoffman."

Khaki: "I bet he has a good 'O' face.

Khaki and I doing one of our infamous LOST parties.

Randi: I could go for some boar.

Khaki: I could go for some veal.

Randi: I could go for some Lamb.

Khaki: I could go for some pork chops.

Randi: I could go for some pork chops.

*thinks*

Khaki: I guess that is kind of boar. I could go for some boar.

"Chocolate makes the world go round!"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure thats momentum."

People I know are effin hilarious