I feel bad
I really feel bad for those lucky enough to spend four or more years at the W who are graduating today. The forecast for our truly blessed town of Columbus is calling for thunderstorms :( .
I mean, come on, can anyone deny that the W is pretty much the most exciting university with the most vibrant and diverse student body in the state? Possibly in the country?
Seriously, I was very happy at the W. The social clubs are probably the best thing the W has going for it. I love how they stand up and sing during lunch so you have some enjoyable singing to listen to while you eat your scrumptious fried chicken. I think Dr. Limbert should personally compel EVERY student at the W to join at least one social club because those individuals rebellious enough to refuse to join the 'Greek' scene virtually brought the coolness of the entire campus down significantly. And there is no possible chance that a handful of those individuals kept me from loosing my sanity in what was probably the most wonderful four years of my life.
As for things the W could do to improve, I suggest the following: get rid of the homosexuals, seriously, God is going to smite the entire campus if they keep letting those damn queers in; secondly, cut down on the ridiculous amount of money they pay their faculty, in the famous words of the Unibomber, "People with advanced degrees aren't as smart as they think they are."; thirdly (and finally), quit making the poor students take courses in which the probability of failure is virtually certain such as College Algebra and Advanced Composition, there is absolutely no need for college graduates to be able to sift their way through mildly challenging chains of logic or synthesize peer reviewed journal articles into an original essay (or worse yet, a research paper).
In summation, I only hope everyone has the same opportunity I had to spend four wonderful glorious years at the W.
/end sarcasm
I mean, come on, can anyone deny that the W is pretty much the most exciting university with the most vibrant and diverse student body in the state? Possibly in the country?
Seriously, I was very happy at the W. The social clubs are probably the best thing the W has going for it. I love how they stand up and sing during lunch so you have some enjoyable singing to listen to while you eat your scrumptious fried chicken. I think Dr. Limbert should personally compel EVERY student at the W to join at least one social club because those individuals rebellious enough to refuse to join the 'Greek' scene virtually brought the coolness of the entire campus down significantly. And there is no possible chance that a handful of those individuals kept me from loosing my sanity in what was probably the most wonderful four years of my life.
As for things the W could do to improve, I suggest the following: get rid of the homosexuals, seriously, God is going to smite the entire campus if they keep letting those damn queers in; secondly, cut down on the ridiculous amount of money they pay their faculty, in the famous words of the Unibomber, "People with advanced degrees aren't as smart as they think they are."; thirdly (and finally), quit making the poor students take courses in which the probability of failure is virtually certain such as College Algebra and Advanced Composition, there is absolutely no need for college graduates to be able to sift their way through mildly challenging chains of logic or synthesize peer reviewed journal articles into an original essay (or worse yet, a research paper).
In summation, I only hope everyone has the same opportunity I had to spend four wonderful glorious years at the W.
/end sarcasm