Like, With a vengeance even
...33 days...
So, it was a dream. I was playing the new computer game Oblivion...only I was IN the game. Well, it was like I was playing the game but I was really inside it. So like, I was in the game, but I also had a controller. Except it was only a Nintendo controller. Yeah, the rectangular one with one 2 buttons. To answer your question, HELL YES did that suck! I needed more buttons. I didn't have enough buttons. And that fact made the boss fight SUPER hard.
Ah, the boss fight. Elmer was the boss. My friend Elmer was now a fearsome tyrannosaurus rex monster thing that was shooting out lasers and bombs and missiles. Typical of a boss monster. Typical of Elmer.
Well, that goddamn controller didn't have enough buttons. I didn't have any L or R buttons to strafe. I didn't have a run button. My character...me...was so very very slow. Lasers everywhere.
I wake up and realize I forgot to adjust my alarm clock for DST and I was late for class. Fuck you time changes. That's the moral of this story. Set your alarm correctly when you "Spring Forward".
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My roommate just saw a commercial. He said to me, "Um...what do they mean by 'personal lubricant'?"
/me "Oh, I think you know. You know exactly what they mean."
/him "But...but what if I don't know? They should be more specific. What do they mean exactly by personal lubricant?"
*** *** *** ***
Much to do this week. 1 Presentation + 3 HW assignments + 1 Big Paper + 1 Exam = No Warcraft. I'm sore today from the gym and biking 2 miles. Feels good though.
Attention everypeople! I hate Bruce Willis and everything that he stands for and every movie he's starred in! Thank you.
Sleater-Kinney...so HOT.
~Wayno
So, it was a dream. I was playing the new computer game Oblivion...only I was IN the game. Well, it was like I was playing the game but I was really inside it. So like, I was in the game, but I also had a controller. Except it was only a Nintendo controller. Yeah, the rectangular one with one 2 buttons. To answer your question, HELL YES did that suck! I needed more buttons. I didn't have enough buttons. And that fact made the boss fight SUPER hard.
Ah, the boss fight. Elmer was the boss. My friend Elmer was now a fearsome tyrannosaurus rex monster thing that was shooting out lasers and bombs and missiles. Typical of a boss monster. Typical of Elmer.
Well, that goddamn controller didn't have enough buttons. I didn't have any L or R buttons to strafe. I didn't have a run button. My character...me...was so very very slow. Lasers everywhere.
I wake up and realize I forgot to adjust my alarm clock for DST and I was late for class. Fuck you time changes. That's the moral of this story. Set your alarm correctly when you "Spring Forward".
*** *** *** ***
My roommate just saw a commercial. He said to me, "Um...what do they mean by 'personal lubricant'?"
/me "Oh, I think you know. You know exactly what they mean."
/him "But...but what if I don't know? They should be more specific. What do they mean exactly by personal lubricant?"
*** *** *** ***
Much to do this week. 1 Presentation + 3 HW assignments + 1 Big Paper + 1 Exam = No Warcraft. I'm sore today from the gym and biking 2 miles. Feels good though.
Attention everypeople! I hate Bruce Willis and everything that he stands for and every movie he's starred in! Thank you.
Sleater-Kinney...so HOT.
~Wayno