Chicago Vacation over.. YAY!!!
Well it's good to be back. I'll make this short and sweet on how my trip was..
It was.. well as expected. My sister annoyed me, her husband is a moron and I can't stand babies. Besides that it was a fine little trip away to the Windy City.
Honestly it is good to be back. I couldn't wait to get back here to ol New York. Chicago is a fine town, really it is but be it ever so humble there is no place like home.
Lets just say its hard to juggle a whole family and make everyone agree on everything. When you have my sister and her kid and husband, me my mom and dad. And my brother his wife and two kids one who is a baby as well umm yeah you are going to have problems.
The problems for me are that my sister is going through emo bitch new mother syndrome. I can't stand that crap. One of the reasons I may never get married. Woman think that just because they had a baby suddenly the world has stopped or something to revolve around it. People have been having kids for thousands of years. And hopefully will do so thousands more after we are gone. Having a baby isn't stop the presses type of situation here.
But I have had enough of babies. I really have. My sister was emo. Oh my baby is on a schedule. Oh no he isn't crying like he usually does.. something is wrong. Oh I have to feed him now . He hasn't had his nap. He has to be walked. He has to be hugged. He doesn't like that. Hold him like this. Schedule schedule schedule.. and I was getting annoyed.. I didn't come to Chicago to stare at a baby spitting on itself. I came to have a good time with my sister and family and see a bit of the city before I get back to the ol bump and grind here.
And the breast feeding. I'm like.. geez.. you would think they were cows at the dairy with how often my sister and my brothers wife were being milked by these babies of theirs. Call me a heartless, uncaring, bitter lion.. which I am.. but if I see another baby any time soon it will be too soon. Ruined a lot of the trip these feeding sessions and baby nonsense. Its a baby. It's not rocket science. It is wet.. change its diaper. Its hungry go somewhere private and shove your breast at it. Its tired .. well let it sleep. I mean the way she was acting it was ridiculous to say the least.
And this is besides the usual reasons I get mad at my sister anyway which I did this time too. I can't stand people who do all the thinking for me "You will eat here. At this time and wear this ..etc" Screw that. I want some say on where we eat and when and what's going on. So yeah there were a few arguments to say the least. And don't even get me started on that thing she married. A total loser who even my parents really don't like but have to put on a front because they don't want my sister to know how much they don't like him either.
He just is a rude, obnoxious, pompus jerk off who thinks he is better because his family comes from money. Thank goodness we hardly had to see him as he was working. Even though we don't even know if he's making money as we never hear anything about it. I think he goes to his office that he owns and throws pencils at the ceiling all day. But who cares. I'm glad to be home.
The city is very nice though. A lot of big buildings for me to smash and climb.. which I did of course.. saw the Hancock building which is the 3rd tallest in Chicago , and got a nice view of things from up there. Went to a science and industry museum with just my dad, brother and my brothers 3 year old which was great too as no woman and no baby nonsense for a change. Did a lot of eating.. hot dogs, chicago style pizza etc and also did the aquarium which was alright for what it was. We all traveled via mass transit which was fine by me as living in NY i'm used to that stuff.
Honestly all in all besides a few minor blips with some things and people it was a smooth trip. I won't be going back though any time soon. I think I have had my fill of my sister and her family. I am all Chicagoed out for now. So no more of that for at least 2 years. At least.
Thanks for all the Happy 4th wishes I got and for the welcome backs from the ones I got that from. Your king appreciates it and hopes you all had a good 4th and a good weekend while I was away. To those that didn't miss me.. well I'm back.. deal with it. Mwhahaha!
ROAR ROAR ROAR!!!
It was.. well as expected. My sister annoyed me, her husband is a moron and I can't stand babies. Besides that it was a fine little trip away to the Windy City.
Honestly it is good to be back. I couldn't wait to get back here to ol New York. Chicago is a fine town, really it is but be it ever so humble there is no place like home.
Lets just say its hard to juggle a whole family and make everyone agree on everything. When you have my sister and her kid and husband, me my mom and dad. And my brother his wife and two kids one who is a baby as well umm yeah you are going to have problems.
The problems for me are that my sister is going through emo bitch new mother syndrome. I can't stand that crap. One of the reasons I may never get married. Woman think that just because they had a baby suddenly the world has stopped or something to revolve around it. People have been having kids for thousands of years. And hopefully will do so thousands more after we are gone. Having a baby isn't stop the presses type of situation here.
But I have had enough of babies. I really have. My sister was emo. Oh my baby is on a schedule. Oh no he isn't crying like he usually does.. something is wrong. Oh I have to feed him now . He hasn't had his nap. He has to be walked. He has to be hugged. He doesn't like that. Hold him like this. Schedule schedule schedule.. and I was getting annoyed.. I didn't come to Chicago to stare at a baby spitting on itself. I came to have a good time with my sister and family and see a bit of the city before I get back to the ol bump and grind here.
And the breast feeding. I'm like.. geez.. you would think they were cows at the dairy with how often my sister and my brothers wife were being milked by these babies of theirs. Call me a heartless, uncaring, bitter lion.. which I am.. but if I see another baby any time soon it will be too soon. Ruined a lot of the trip these feeding sessions and baby nonsense. Its a baby. It's not rocket science. It is wet.. change its diaper. Its hungry go somewhere private and shove your breast at it. Its tired .. well let it sleep. I mean the way she was acting it was ridiculous to say the least.
And this is besides the usual reasons I get mad at my sister anyway which I did this time too. I can't stand people who do all the thinking for me "You will eat here. At this time and wear this ..etc" Screw that. I want some say on where we eat and when and what's going on. So yeah there were a few arguments to say the least. And don't even get me started on that thing she married. A total loser who even my parents really don't like but have to put on a front because they don't want my sister to know how much they don't like him either.
He just is a rude, obnoxious, pompus jerk off who thinks he is better because his family comes from money. Thank goodness we hardly had to see him as he was working. Even though we don't even know if he's making money as we never hear anything about it. I think he goes to his office that he owns and throws pencils at the ceiling all day. But who cares. I'm glad to be home.
The city is very nice though. A lot of big buildings for me to smash and climb.. which I did of course.. saw the Hancock building which is the 3rd tallest in Chicago , and got a nice view of things from up there. Went to a science and industry museum with just my dad, brother and my brothers 3 year old which was great too as no woman and no baby nonsense for a change. Did a lot of eating.. hot dogs, chicago style pizza etc and also did the aquarium which was alright for what it was. We all traveled via mass transit which was fine by me as living in NY i'm used to that stuff.
Honestly all in all besides a few minor blips with some things and people it was a smooth trip. I won't be going back though any time soon. I think I have had my fill of my sister and her family. I am all Chicagoed out for now. So no more of that for at least 2 years. At least.
Thanks for all the Happy 4th wishes I got and for the welcome backs from the ones I got that from. Your king appreciates it and hopes you all had a good 4th and a good weekend while I was away. To those that didn't miss me.. well I'm back.. deal with it. Mwhahaha!
ROAR ROAR ROAR!!!