Society Says: Lesbians are HAWT
And that somehow gives people the right to make inappropriate comments. Alana and I have been solicited on two different occasions by sleazy men. One was obviously a father since he was playing with his children in his front yard on my street. Either that or some relative of the children. No, Mr. Sleazy Man, you may not follow us home. Or, if you do, you will have to live the rest of your life without balls because I am an expert at the grab, twist, and pull maneuver. Dear World, yes we're hot. Please stop annoyingly sexualizing our relationship. You're stupid and just because you haven't had sex in six years doesn't give you any right to hit on lesbians. Go away. Tbpt.