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[my six year old cousin, after spending two hours with me while I installed Windows on an aunt's machine, and he tinkered tentatively with iSavella] :

"there are two kinds of computers:
macs.
and the ones that suck."

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"Redmond, start your photocopiers.
Introducing Longhorn."

-- Posters for Wednesday's annual Apple WorldWide Developers Conference.

[Apple broke details of their impending revolutionary Operating System, codenamed Tiger, set for release in early '05. 'Longhorn' is Microsoft's much hyped major update, due "2006 or later".]*sigh* Beautiful ( Read more... )

It's excruciatingly frustrating to describe how immaculately clean she always seems to be. My fingertips run across her slowly, hesitating at all times, feeling that my very touch could sully her beauty. And what beauty. As she, now, at this very moment, looks up at me wordlessly, I stare lovingly back at her - stunning perfection ( Read more... )

Steve's gone and done it again. As I spend hours ogling, drooling and coveting the new range of superpowerful macs - the G5s are here, Ladies and Gentlemen - I find myself assessing priorities in life again. Why do I suddenly think a £5500 computer will make me happy? Will it? Actually, yes. So will a Ferrari. But what about all those bohemian ( Read more... )