Coming back from my morning job interview, I stopped at my mother-in-laws because it was along the way. I wanted to weigh myself (365.7#, if you must know) but I had an idea ( Read more... )

WHAT DO CONSPIRACY THEORIES HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE MOON LANDINGS?

NEITHER OF THEM ARE REAL.

For the past week or so, I've had a twich in my right eye. Last time I had this twitch, I was furious with someone and inclined to beat their skull in with a baseball bat ( Read more... )

Never buy a memory foam mattress. It's an expensive gimmick. Over the past year I've had issues sleeping in my own bed.
If you're wondering, a grand tour is trying to sleep in the master bedroom, migrating to the couch, then winding up in the guest room.
I dreamt of encountering the super-fat Vito Spatafore in a hospital basement. I wanted to avoid ( Read more... )

It's a shame H.P. Lovecraft didn't have more hp.

Luke Skywalker has a sister, but it's not Leia.

Her name's Ellie. Ellie Vader. She's a little minx, good at getting you up if you push her buttons just right.