( Seriously, skip this, I'm just ranting incoherently now re: certain circles of the BtVS fandom. )

Here's why I think the Affordable Care Act is a good thing.

( Further explanation and ranting under cut. )

First thing that gets shoved in my face when I log in to LJ today: "Is fanfiction the lazy way out?"

No. No it is not. Fuck you, LJ.

Technology and me aren't getting along lately ( Read more... )

First I lose my keys. Twice in two days. Made me late for work both times. And I still haven't found them this time.

Then I lose Sephiroth's sword.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY STUPID BRAIN OMG I HATE ME.

Edit: Keys found. Seph's sword still MIA.

Posting this to no real purpose aside from venting. Warnings for animal abuse, graphic wound description, and May Make You Hate Humanity.

( This is about as bad as it gets. )

Housemate keeps leaving the bathroom door open. There are two highly curious dogs in the house. This morning there are shreds of feminine hygiene product all over the floor.

SOMEONE CALL SHERLOCK HOLMES, I CANNOT FIGURE OUT THESE CLUES.

Also: screw you, printer. Your label says "for best results, use Epson ink." It should say "Only use Epson ink because any other brand of ink cartridge won't bloody fit." "For best results" is something that gets put on the back of shampoo bottles to try to get you to buy the matching conditioner ( Read more... )

How... in the hell... does one write not one, but two Rube Goldberg devices without resorting to a pages-long run-on sentence?

I just keep talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence...

So, I'm going to be going full time at the animal hospital as an assistant (read: animal nurse, not just slinging poo anymore!) starting more or less tomorrow. I'm... kind of having mixed feelings about this ( Read more... )