Things I did today ( Read more... )

( I love Google's April Fools things. )

I think my memory storage fillipped or something while I was driving tonight. I was going to meet Mom for dinner and made a right turn out of my neighborhood when I should've made a left - but the scary part is I don't remember making that turn. It was like one minute I knew where I was, and the next minute I was at a stop sign that shouldn't have ( Read more... )

So LJ is getting rid of subject lines, for no particular reason. I am now almost 100% convinced that the whole operation is run by hamsters ( Read more... )

...and stemming directly from this fic, I made a Formspring. For Kup. To give sex advice.

How is this my life, Internet?

Ask Professor Kup - has a few questions on it already. If I feel like it later, I'll expand some of the answers and make an LJ/post them on tf_g1_s3. Or something. I'm kinda playing this whole thing by ear.

my cat hates me - 2,960,000 hits
my cat loves me - 6,450,000 hits
my cat is completely indifferent to me - 2,270,000 hits
my cat watches porn - 6,610,000 hits <--- WINNAR

So. Say you're putting together a "Humans 101" curriculum for fresh-off-the-shuttle Autobots. You want to give a simple overview of what we're like and what to expect, and not traumatize them too much in the process. What media - books, movies, music, etc. - do you include?

Personally, I'm fond of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I don't think Ultra ( Read more... )

You know, if I worked at a Pokemon veterinary hospital, we wouldn't use gases or chemicals for anesthesia. We'd use a Drowzee. Or maybe a Gastly.

Not a Jigglypuff though, unless we all wore earplugs.

I'm ready. I exercised today and I'm full of energy and I'm being productive and yes. I'm gonna do it this time. I'm finally gonna do all the things I said I was gonna do and I'm finally going to remake myself into something I don't hate so much. I'm ready....I think the onset of spring is getting to me. Don't worry, it'll pass. Here, have a lol ( Read more... )

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