Another one of those nonsensical ideas.

[raisedbymoogles]

So. Say you're putting together a "Humans 101" curriculum for fresh-off-the-shuttle Autobots. You want to give a simple overview of what we're like and what to expect, and not traumatize them too much in the process. What media - books, movies, music, etc. - do you include?

Personally, I'm fond of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I don't think Ultra

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[artoni]

[raisedbymoogles]

Jon Stewart has clearly already thought of this.

[artoni]

I think we should make him official ambassador to alien life forms.

[raisedbymoogles]

The alien life forms would either firebomb us or make us their gods.

[artoni]

Movies have prepared us for the first! Just get Will Smith and we'll be fine.

[raisedbymoogles]

EXCELLENT. We're ready for anything.