I take no responsibility for this. None.
But I'm bored again. And when I'm bored, the robots come out to play... This is another wingthing snippet, since in her own wibbly-eyed little way she refuses to leave.
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"Got it yet?"
Barricade's voice startled Frenzy into a half-backflip that sent him off the counter and into an empty crate. "N-n-n-no, I don't have it yet! Blasted little glitch won't-!" He untangled his skinny limbs and leaped at the thruster-shine of Starscream's pet as it buzzed just out of reach. "Hold s-st-still, scrag your aft-!"
"Like hell!" the human squeaked in barely-recognizable Cybertronian.
Losing the tattered remain of what another mech might laughingly refer to as patience, Frenzy grabbed the nearest object to hand and lobbed it at the human. It yelped and lit out for the ceiling, and Frenzy leaped for the nearest wall to climb after it.
"Frenzy!" Barricade barked from the hallway, nearly making him fall again. "Starscream's headed back, grab the thing and let's go!"
"Y-you think I haven't been t-t-trying!?" Frenzy launched himself at the darting flier, missed, landed on a worktable with a thud and a shriek. "C-c-come on, you little factory reject, can't have a prank war without a prank, can't have a prank without hiding one of the s-s-Screaming One's precious-!"
The wingthing, halfway across the room, paused and turned. "So... this is all to get Starscream?"
Frenzy whipped frantic arms through the air in a spastic, exasperated flail. "Y-y-y-y-yes!"
"Oh." Docile as you please, the wingthing floated over and landed lightly on the table in front of its exhausted pursuer. "Well, why didn't you say so?"
*
"Got it yet?"
Barricade's voice startled Frenzy into a half-backflip that sent him off the counter and into an empty crate. "N-n-n-no, I don't have it yet! Blasted little glitch won't-!" He untangled his skinny limbs and leaped at the thruster-shine of Starscream's pet as it buzzed just out of reach. "Hold s-st-still, scrag your aft-!"
"Like hell!" the human squeaked in barely-recognizable Cybertronian.
Losing the tattered remain of what another mech might laughingly refer to as patience, Frenzy grabbed the nearest object to hand and lobbed it at the human. It yelped and lit out for the ceiling, and Frenzy leaped for the nearest wall to climb after it.
"Frenzy!" Barricade barked from the hallway, nearly making him fall again. "Starscream's headed back, grab the thing and let's go!"
"Y-you think I haven't been t-t-trying!?" Frenzy launched himself at the darting flier, missed, landed on a worktable with a thud and a shriek. "C-c-come on, you little factory reject, can't have a prank war without a prank, can't have a prank without hiding one of the s-s-Screaming One's precious-!"
The wingthing, halfway across the room, paused and turned. "So... this is all to get Starscream?"
Frenzy whipped frantic arms through the air in a spastic, exasperated flail. "Y-y-y-y-yes!"
"Oh." Docile as you please, the wingthing floated over and landed lightly on the table in front of its exhausted pursuer. "Well, why didn't you say so?"