THE ADVENTURES OF RAPE
First of all IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY OMG I HAVE A NEW CAR BECAUSE I'M SO VERY HOT THAT WHEN I ROB YOUR MANSION YOU AIN'T CALL THE COPS YOU CALL THE FIRESTATION.
Now:
New comic, written by Jesse and starring my black ass.
Add me on MySpace and read the blog if you'd like to see.
Jesse has this to say about his nine page masterpiece:
"Macape sasquatch bagels lizards on the lawn. Who's the greatest monkey fawn?"
We're going to make a movie this summer. God help us.
Literally--if your name is God, come down and we will show you a good time with booze and lobsters.
Sexy time.
-Melmo
Now:
New comic, written by Jesse and starring my black ass.
Add me on MySpace and read the blog if you'd like to see.
Jesse has this to say about his nine page masterpiece:
"Macape sasquatch bagels lizards on the lawn. Who's the greatest monkey fawn?"
We're going to make a movie this summer. God help us.
Literally--if your name is God, come down and we will show you a good time with booze and lobsters.
Sexy time.
-Melmo