THE ADVENTURES OF RAPE

Apr 13, 2007 12:49

First of all IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY OMG I HAVE A NEW CAR BECAUSE I'M SO VERY HOT THAT WHEN I ROB YOUR MANSION YOU AIN'T CALL THE COPS YOU CALL THE FIRESTATION ( Read more... )

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I felt like commenting. jungianfoolbox April 22 2007, 00:43:04 UTC
I swear to God (BTW, God, thanks for offering to help us on the movie) sometimes, and this is what I say:

"HOLY FUCK! WHAT IS THIS MELISSA GIRL? ANSWER ME THAT GOD, ANSWER ME FUCKING THAT YOU OMNIPOTENT CUNTFLAP! BITCH IS NOT JUST A SOURCE OF INSANITY BUT THE CAUSE OF IT IN OTHERS, YOU GOT A LOT TO ANSWER FOR YOU GLOWING BEARDED BESANDLED MOTHERFUCKER. I AM THE GREAT WENT, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

And so on.

<3 times infinity. We'll get in Hunter Thompson's car, go to Mt.Olympus and take on the gods with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and then I'm going to make the fuck out with you in the smoking ruins as the world crumbles around us.

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