Thank Adolescence It's Friday
Hello. Today is Friday.
Some may call it My-Effing-Stars-My-Back-Is-Still-Killing-Me-And-Punishing-Me-For-Any-Activity-I-Attempt-No-Matter-How-Small Friday.
Others describe it as I-Have-A-Whole-Presentation-To-Do-On-Powerpoint-For-Monday Friday.
Still others as Will-My-House-Ever-Look-Like-It-Hasn't-Been-Looted-And-Will-I-Ever-Have-Any-Money-Ever-Again-Without-It-Immediately-Being-Siphoned-Off-By-Bills Friday*?
But I prefer to think of it as Another-Installment-Of-My-Teenage-Diary Friday.
To that end:
Tuesday, 6th of July 1993
Dear Diary,
Today finally, finally Brenda and Dilan from "Beverly Hills" started going out. It was about time too!
Monday, 1st of November 1993
Dear Diary,
No School today! Also my'dear' relative fails some more chances. I guess he isn't aware how much he can hurt me, no one knows. The need for vengeance is growing strong in my heart.
*As an illustration of how miserable this has been making me, I have even considered reading The Secret with my Serious Face on. Dark times my friends, dark times indeed.
Some may call it My-Effing-Stars-My-Back-Is-Still-Killing-Me-And-Punishing-Me-For-Any-Activity-I-Attempt-No-Matter-How-Small Friday.
Others describe it as I-Have-A-Whole-Presentation-To-Do-On-Powerpoint-For-Monday Friday.
Still others as Will-My-House-Ever-Look-Like-It-Hasn't-Been-Looted-And-Will-I-Ever-Have-Any-Money-Ever-Again-Without-It-Immediately-Being-Siphoned-Off-By-Bills Friday*?
But I prefer to think of it as Another-Installment-Of-My-Teenage-Diary Friday.
To that end:
Tuesday, 6th of July 1993
Dear Diary,
Today finally, finally Brenda and Dilan from "Beverly Hills" started going out. It was about time too!
Monday, 1st of November 1993
Dear Diary,
No School today! Also my'dear' relative fails some more chances. I guess he isn't aware how much he can hurt me, no one knows. The need for vengeance is growing strong in my heart.
*As an illustration of how miserable this has been making me, I have even considered reading The Secret with my Serious Face on. Dark times my friends, dark times indeed.