SureEnd Queens Park

Nov 18, 2005 10:51

I am now engaged to my boyfriend in spirit since last night when I was poorly he came bearing DVDs, pizza and toilet paper and thus having proved himself to be an adequate provider for all my needs I proclaimed him in my heart to be my life partner. If he’d chucked in some tacky jewellery with that pizza or even better some tacky religious memorabilia we would have been looking for a priest right then.

In other big news I have unofficially resigned from my job as of today (I am officially resigning on Thursday 1st of December when I give my one month’s notice). The reasons I did this are many and varied (and shall be expanded on in another post, but in the meantime I shall include the email I sent to my beloved following this morning’s conversation with my manager when I informed her of my intention to not be here come end of the year

Sweetie!

I did it, I said "Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!"
And they said "Sorry to lose you, but do whatever is best for you"

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Now official countdown of 42 days before I become A BUM. You are going to be starting your life with a timewaster ON THE DOLE. Just so you know.

Your ever loving girlfriend and potential mother of future little timewaster hobo bums,

N

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