Zettai Kareshi: "I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but y... your friend is hot."

Dec 19, 2008 13:44

Zettai Kareshi



She's a girl. He's a robot. Together, they might teach him the importance of clothes, but I really hope not!

A light cotton candy drama with absolutely no angst at all. Nope. None.



One burning question finally answered: how do Japanese actors get so hot? They're grown.



Riiko is a temp at a sweets company who signs up for a robot boyfriend. First lol moment: "What's your ideal boyfriend's sexual preference?" Is there an option for slutty and self-lubricating?



Riiko's cursor hovers over "normal," then creeps to "slightly adventurous." THAT'S MY GIRL.



One sexually adventurous robot boyfriend, delivered straight to her door!





Then he wanders around her apartment in her mismatched clothes, hitting his head on tiny Japanese doorframes and trying to make her happy. "Let's go on a date!" "Let's have sex!" Riiko throws frying pans at him and makes him sleep in the bathroom.











Obviously we're watching for the deep, probing questions, like "what makes humanity?" and "which angles catch Moko's nipples in the best light?"





He must be kept secret!





Especially from Riiko's landlady --



-- who isn't as opposed to the idea as she should be.





Aren't they sweet?



Much better than a roomba.



Do you think he can change the size of his equipment on command? Do you think it retracts?









I bet he has no problem with stamina. I bet he could give you an orgasm while vacuuming and cooking dinner at the same time.









Despite Riiko's misgivings, eventually Night settles into his role as her hot, well-oiled, partially-nude household appliance, doing all her chores in small aprons with presumably nothing underneath. Or as Soshi puts it:





Soshi is Riiko's hot young boss, a womanizing slacker interested in her cream puffs (no, really).





But don't worry, he's...



A classy character...





Treated with much respect.









*serene* I know, I just made your day. No need to thank me.









DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE.











YES, YES WE DO.



Mmmmm...

genre: no brain required, cast: maya miki, cast: sasaki kuranosuke, cast: hayami mokomichi, cast: mizushima hiro, genre: hilarity and hijinks, genre: our nudity advances the plot, cast: aibu saki, *country: japan, ***, genre: romantic comedy

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