Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge: No, seriously.
Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge
He's a schoolboy looking for a heroic death. She's a beautiful warrior armed to the teeth. Together, they fight a giant immortal moon-descended chainsaw man!
I LOVE THIS MOVIE AHAHAHAHA. Think of your favorite insane plot from a Saturday morning cartoon, then give it romance, chainsaws, badass cinematography, awesome music, and a kung-fu schoolgirl with fighting knives and thigh holsters.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful, lonely princess.
The knight in shining armor rushed to her aid...
... but he was really a high school slacker with no fighting skills whatsoever, so she kicked him in the dirt, picked up her own weapon, and broke all the laws of gravity to go head-to-head with a GIANT ROARING CHAINSAW MAN.
Oh, and when she finished, she bitched him out for ruining her fight.
OWNED!
I'm serious about the gravity thing. It's not an issue.
Here she is using the chainsaw to backflip. If you just felt your balls disappear, it's because she has them.
Despite Eri's clear opinion of his usefulness (hint: he could use a cup), Yosuke is determined to help her in her battles. For example, he can bring snacks!
DOOM SNOW. No, really. The signature entrance of the scary chainsaw man: gently falling snow. Watch your back.
For some reason, despite the CLOAKED GIANT crashing all their dates, they never bring more than mops and camera stands as their last line of defense.
But that's okay, because they can always use Yosuke's face.
Note the placement. She always tops him.
The pretty little schoolgirl who flips, fights, slashes, and at one point raises her arms and flies to the rooftop. THAT'S RIGHT SHE IS SO GODDAMN AWESOME SHE CAN LITERALLY FLY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, NEWTON?
I could've watched this movie for the pretty alone. *__*
And moments like this.
This one isn't bad either.
YES. YES YOU SEE THAT RIGHT. Despite fighting, racing, brawling, and flying, despite a badass female lead and uber-cute shippiness, the producers still looked at this movie and thought "how could we make it more awesome?" The answer: Miura Haruma gets a musical number.
He's a schoolboy looking for a heroic death. She's a beautiful warrior armed to the teeth. Together, they fight a giant immortal moon-descended chainsaw man!
I LOVE THIS MOVIE AHAHAHAHA. Think of your favorite insane plot from a Saturday morning cartoon, then give it romance, chainsaws, badass cinematography, awesome music, and a kung-fu schoolgirl with fighting knives and thigh holsters.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful, lonely princess.
The knight in shining armor rushed to her aid...
... but he was really a high school slacker with no fighting skills whatsoever, so she kicked him in the dirt, picked up her own weapon, and broke all the laws of gravity to go head-to-head with a GIANT ROARING CHAINSAW MAN.
Oh, and when she finished, she bitched him out for ruining her fight.
OWNED!
I'm serious about the gravity thing. It's not an issue.
Here she is using the chainsaw to backflip. If you just felt your balls disappear, it's because she has them.
Despite Eri's clear opinion of his usefulness (hint: he could use a cup), Yosuke is determined to help her in her battles. For example, he can bring snacks!
DOOM SNOW. No, really. The signature entrance of the scary chainsaw man: gently falling snow. Watch your back.
For some reason, despite the CLOAKED GIANT crashing all their dates, they never bring more than mops and camera stands as their last line of defense.
But that's okay, because they can always use Yosuke's face.
Note the placement. She always tops him.
The pretty little schoolgirl who flips, fights, slashes, and at one point raises her arms and flies to the rooftop. THAT'S RIGHT SHE IS SO GODDAMN AWESOME SHE CAN LITERALLY FLY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, NEWTON?
I could've watched this movie for the pretty alone. *__*
And moments like this.
This one isn't bad either.
YES. YES YOU SEE THAT RIGHT. Despite fighting, racing, brawling, and flying, despite a badass female lead and uber-cute shippiness, the producers still looked at this movie and thought "how could we make it more awesome?" The answer: Miura Haruma gets a musical number.