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WHY DID I WATCH A HORROR MOVIE ABOUT A HORROR MOVIE COMING TRUE? WHY? WHY DID I DO THAT?
Once upon a time there was a delightful film about psycho killers, bloodstained walls, and little children with their eyes gouged out. No, it wasn't this movie, but a movie-within-a-movie. DOUBLE TRAUMA FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
But it's just a film, right? Ahaha. Ahahahaha.
WHAT'S AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY?
WHO IS WATCHING YOUR MOVIE WITH YOU?
There was a certain kind of smugness in watching this on the computer, knowing I was safe from whatever horrors lurked in Thai theaters... only then I realized the trouble started because they were pirating movies. &^&$%^@$#
Like any horror movie genius, Chen decides to investigate creepy houses and skulk about the dark theater alone, armed with nothing but a flashlight and a passing resemblance to Matsuda Ryuhei.
I'M SURE THIS WILL END GREAT.
I'M SURE SHE ONLY WANTS TO GIVE YOU MILK AND COOKIES.
OH SHIT, you mean antagonizing the killer spirit didn't work? It was such a good plan and everything. Don't worry, it could happen to anyone.
Are you ready for the real trauma?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY DID I WATCH A HORROR MOVIE ABOUT A HORROR MOVIE COMING TRUE? WHY? WHY DID I DO THAT?
Once upon a time there was a delightful film about psycho killers, bloodstained walls, and little children with their eyes gouged out. No, it wasn't this movie, but a movie-within-a-movie. DOUBLE TRAUMA FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
But it's just a film, right? Ahaha. Ahahahaha.
WHAT'S AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY?
WHO IS WATCHING YOUR MOVIE WITH YOU?
There was a certain kind of smugness in watching this on the computer, knowing I was safe from whatever horrors lurked in Thai theaters... only then I realized the trouble started because they were pirating movies. &^&$%^@$#
Like any horror movie genius, Chen decides to investigate creepy houses and skulk about the dark theater alone, armed with nothing but a flashlight and a passing resemblance to Matsuda Ryuhei.
I'M SURE THIS WILL END GREAT.
I'M SURE SHE ONLY WANTS TO GIVE YOU MILK AND COOKIES.
OH SHIT, you mean antagonizing the killer spirit didn't work? It was such a good plan and everything. Don't worry, it could happen to anyone.
Are you ready for the real trauma?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH