Pride: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me (except leagues of screaming panty-throwing fangirls).

[darkeyedwolf]

Pride

Comments

[bluntedge]

I NEED TO WATCH THIS.

PARTLY BECAUSE MY CANADIAN BRAIN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF JAPAN PLAYING HOCKEY.

[darkeyedwolf]

ARE HOCKEY PLAYERS THIS HOT IN REAL LIFE? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

[bluntedge]

WELL, I AM CURRENTLY IMAGINING THEY MUST BE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT HOT.

I MEAN, THINK OF THE ADRENALINE AND TESTOSTERONE COURSING THROUGH THEIR VEINS AS THEY TEAR OFF LAYER UPON LAYER OF HEAVY EQUIPMENT TO REVEAL RIPPLING MUSCLES DRIPPING WITH SWEAT AFTER LONG HOURS OF KICKING UP ICE SCRAPINGS ON THE RINK, POSSIBLY HAVING GRAPPLED WITH EACH OTHER TO VENT OUT THEIR ANIMALISTIC AGGRESSIONS AS THEY VIE FOR THE PUCK WITH THEIR STRANGELY PHALLIC HOCKEY STICKS-

[darkeyedwolf]

TRYING SO DESPERATELY TO SCORE, SWINGING THEIR STICKS AROUND FOR THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE?

[bluntedge]

BARING THEIR STICKS TO THE WORLD. HOCKEY IS AN OLYMPIC SPORT AFTER ALL...

[darkeyedwolf]

AND WE ALL KNOW WHY THE OLYMPICS WERE REALLY CREATED.

[bluntedge]

OF COURSE. THE ORIGINAL OLYMPICS WERE PLAYED COMPLETELY NAKED AFTER ALL.

[darkeyedwolf]

EXACTLY. NUDE ATHLETES. HISTORY IS AMAZING.

[bluntedge]

DON'T FORGET THE LIBERAL APPLICATION OF OLIVE OIL ON THOSE CHISELLED BODIES IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS.

[darkeyedwolf]

Didn't they wrestle, too? Young, gleaming, muscular bodies grappling with each other, fully nude while everyone watched...

[bluntedge]

WRESTLING WAS AN OLYMPIC EVENT EVEN IN THE GOOD OL' NAKED OILED DAYS~