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This was birthed from a conversation with dark_daebereth one evening.

( Half Apache and ALL MAN.... )

Alright, so. Things I can do:
-Catch all sorts of rare diseases
-Ice skate
-Sing
-Edit
-Sort of write
-Be a bitch

Things I can't do:
-Win at anything
-Stay healthy
-Have a regular period
-Draw
-Find a significant other

Now you get to see evidence of one of the things I can't do!

This is one of the comics I drew the other night when I was out of it. dark_daebereth  gave me ( Read more... )

( this is word for word what happened last night. )

 I went to the optometrist today, and now I have a question.

Why do they always torture you there?

They dialate your eyes, stick you in a dark, freezing room to wait for 20 MILLION YEARS, and you can't even write giant alien robot porn.  How could you even do that to a girl?!

I actually wrote this down while I was experiencing this, which is quite ( Read more... )

I can't stop writing.  It's kind of a problem, at least when all of my fics are complete and utter CRACK.  Get with the program, Jazz!

Jazz is my muse.  He is a demanding little son of a glitch slightly needy.  I will illustrate on the point by means of the comic, inspired by something
street_musician said.  In case you are wondering, it is the last line.

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To understand this, you probably should watch this.

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( Under the cut because I don't want to eat up people's fl. Also, Connor is a goofball. XD )

it's shitty but my laptop is not cooperating.  also, it's MS paint.


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conclusion: opossums evil incarnate.


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When I found this, I laughed.  And laughed.  And the children were frightened.


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