My AC is on the fritz and I am slowly melting to a puddle on the floor ( Read more... )

Real life is kicking my ass. Job hunting is SERIOUSLY DEPRESSING.

Yesterday I was supposed to start the rest of a beautiful life with Evan in a new city. Instead I rescued a baby mouse only to kill it later out of mercy. This morning I broke my toe.

I have decided either God or the devil must love atheists because it gives them something to aim at.

My coworkers are sick and my boyfriend is sick. I was never meant to get out alive.

That said, you guessed it, I have the dreaded swine flu.

I'm fine, just grumpy at my sudden grossness and pounding headache and sore throat.

*whines*

ETA: I think the new Adam Lambert album doesn't have enough gay. Definitely not. I looked at that and the ( Read more... )

Today I turned in my THE CAPSTONE PROJECT ( Read more... )

I ate all the cookies and all the candies. Hence, lists ( Read more... )

And though you're silicone, believe me...
Your mammaries will carry on.*dies laughing ( Read more... )

I NEED NAP ( Read more... )

So, the Blue Bomber is still a no-go, which means the trusty ol' Jeep my family has in its possession is now hanging out at my apartment. The difference between the BB and Jeep? Well, Blue Bomber has better gas mileage, a 6 CD changer, and you know, is an automatic. The Jeep can kill a man with its bare hands, but...not if I can't fucking DRIVE ( Read more... )

...An obvious disinterest, a barely managed smile ( Read more... )