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Ohh, tits.
Last time... D'Andre the ghetto baby grew up. Will he make his daddy proud OR WILL HE JUST MUNCH AWEY!!!
(lol. That one took awhile.)
D'Andre: I heard you n daddy arguing last night Mommy.... why were you fighting?
Kait: Noooo. Rachelle is not your daddy!!
D'andre: YES SHE IS
Kait: NO SHE ISNT IF SHE HEARS YOU SHE'LL KILL US BOTH!!
D'Andre: WAAAAAAAAAAH WHY IS DADDI SO MEAN TO YOU MOMMY WE NEED 2 RUN AWEY N I NEED TO WRITE A RECORD SELLING RAP ALBUM!!!! :(
Kait: ....Just. Eat.
LATETHATNIGHT
D'Andre: I wonder what cheap color inverted porn is on tonite!!!!
Rach: HAY. HAY. FGTBABY, YOU HAVE A VISITOR!!!
Chloe: helo snookims
D'Andre: sup FATHER!! IF I CAN EVEN CALL YOU THAT, NOW. ABONDENING ME LIKE YOU DO!!!
Chloe: ...i gatta explain some things to you!
D'Andre: So you mean... Mommy like, just tripped and fell on your dick and that's how I was made?
Chloe: About right. Usually, I trip and fall over dicks you see.
D'Andre: Ohhhh.
Rach: WHERE IS CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!!
Rach, I'd appreicate if you didn't ASSOCIATE WITH MY SON WITH YOUR TITS HANGING OUT.
Thx!!!
I don't know. I just.. don't know.
Kait: Hay Chloe.... Have I ever told you, you have a GR8 SMILE!!
Chloe:... you want another babi, don't you?
Kait: Nothin gets past you!! ;)
Cait: Yknow I'd APPRECIATE it if you stopped KNOCKING UP CHLOE. Although techinically, you're getting knocked up. God only knowsy you'll turn him STRAIGHT and then I'll have to be a prude about HETEROSEXUAL SEX SCENES AND GOD I CANNOT DO THAT K8. THINK OF ME!!! MY PRIORITES!!! MY PRUDENESS!!
Kait: .. K. I'll make a mental note of dat one!!!!
L8R THAT EVENING....
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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ALL BEACUSE OF THE CHILD SUPPORT!!! :(:(!!
!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT OMGS.
stay tuned~~~