it's been awhile!!!
Last time on... As the World Turns... Kaitlyn birthed a baby boy, D'Andre - spawned from the local gay slut Chloe! Will he pay child support?! Will she have to take it to court!??! WILL D'ANDRE SUCK COCK TOO!??
~~~~~~~ All this and more.. coming up after this short break.
[this is all mostly pointless without any certian plot besides "LIFE" since I didn't remember to do this for awhile. So it's just a catchup, yea.]
"Mom... I'd appreciate if you'd get your hands OUT OF THERE!"
Kait: ..OH MY POOR BABYYY!!! IS RACH CALLING YOU A BEAST AGAIN AND DRESSING YOU IN WEIRD COSTUMES?!??!
Kait: Come on D'Andre... say it with me - "I'm the real slim shady..."
D'andre: I AINT NO WHITE FOOO
Kait: .....K, no, let's try this again!!!!
I'm a good mom.
Like how Britney Spears is a good mom.
=]
Chloe: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DO NOT WANT TO PAY CHILDSUPPORT YOU STUPID CUNT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS!!!
Kait: Mmm...o yes... thats da spot...
I told you Rach did WEIRD THINGS TO MY CHILD.
WEIRD THINGS!!!!!!!
So. D'Andres Birthday came quickly, thank god. He was a boring toddler. Like most. Shanna was the only one there to celebrate. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LATE WORKING NIGHTS, RACH!!! N FUCK YOUR ABSENTEE FATHER ROLE, CHLOE!!
D'Andre: LOL, FIRE!!!
No. He's not praticing for his latest rap video, D'Andre in the hizzaouse, he's growing up. =)It's how we do.
D'Andre: OMG, I'M CUTE. I MEAN. TUFFFFF. PHAT.
fat means cool lol!!!!
I have him sleep in pink sheets TO PUT HIM BACK IN HIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!
Just like I put Rach in her's.
Rach: NO MORE BABIES. YOU HEAR ME!! I EM NOT YOUR... YOUR... LESBIAN LUVER!!
Kait: SHAT UP I NEVA SAID YOU WAS!!
Rach: YOU HIT ME!!! OMG!! YOU HIT ME!!!
Kait: O rly.
(D'ANDRE'S DOOR IS OPEN N HE CAN SEE ALL THIS! OH NOES! I H8 IT WHEN MOMMY N DADY FIGHT!! I MEAN...)
K. I'ma do this in seperate parts/chapters because... I SAID SO. :| NEXT ONE, ON THE WAY.