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1/23/08
Hour of my past
I was born in the sky. Yeah, way up there in the clouds.
Q: Nikole, what are you smoking, and where can I get some of that?
A: I'm not smoking weed.
Q: Oh, are you having a bad trip, then?
A: I'm not tripping on acid either. I was born in an airplane, silly.
It's true, everyone. I was born in an airplane. I thought I would share that interesting fact with you today. My mommy is an airplane attendant, and she had me on the airplane. I was premature, and I arrived early. More specifically, halfway through the flight.
Q: Nikole, what does this have to do with anything at all?
A: Shut-up. I was getting to that! God!
Anyway, remember when I said that my mom is an idiot for naming me Nikole, with a 'k'? Well, my mom named me after the doctor that helped deliver me. See, I was a blue baby. I wasn't breathing because my umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck, and the doctor saved me. I was a lucky one. Her name was Dr. Nicole Wojden.
My mom named me after her, but she decided to make my name "unique" by adding a 'k' instead of a 'c.' See? She's an idiot.
I thought I'd share that interesting fact with you. Pretend to care, please?
"We've got a red light pornographic dance fight. Systematic honey, but we've got no money"
Kiss, kiss. :)
~Nikole
Hour of my past
I was born in the sky. Yeah, way up there in the clouds.
Q: Nikole, what are you smoking, and where can I get some of that?
A: I'm not smoking weed.
Q: Oh, are you having a bad trip, then?
A: I'm not tripping on acid either. I was born in an airplane, silly.
It's true, everyone. I was born in an airplane. I thought I would share that interesting fact with you today. My mommy is an airplane attendant, and she had me on the airplane. I was premature, and I arrived early. More specifically, halfway through the flight.
Q: Nikole, what does this have to do with anything at all?
A: Shut-up. I was getting to that! God!
Anyway, remember when I said that my mom is an idiot for naming me Nikole, with a 'k'? Well, my mom named me after the doctor that helped deliver me. See, I was a blue baby. I wasn't breathing because my umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck, and the doctor saved me. I was a lucky one. Her name was Dr. Nicole Wojden.
My mom named me after her, but she decided to make my name "unique" by adding a 'k' instead of a 'c.' See? She's an idiot.
I thought I'd share that interesting fact with you. Pretend to care, please?
"We've got a red light pornographic dance fight. Systematic honey, but we've got no money"
Kiss, kiss. :)
~Nikole