Writer's Block: Five-Finger Discount
1/23/08
Hour of honesty
I'm not one to get writer's block, but this topic was too good to pass up. When I was younger, in preschool I think, I stole so many things. I was such a kleptomaniac. I remember one day, a girl brought in a mermaid barbie doll. She was bragging about it, so I decided to teach her a lesson. During nap time, I stole that doll. When she woke up, she cried. But I didn't feel guilty at all.
Looking back on it now, I realize what a little bitch I was. No wonder I didn't have friends until like, 3rd grade.
"He's never done, got OCD"
posted with love, Nikole
Hour of honesty
I'm not one to get writer's block, but this topic was too good to pass up. When I was younger, in preschool I think, I stole so many things. I was such a kleptomaniac. I remember one day, a girl brought in a mermaid barbie doll. She was bragging about it, so I decided to teach her a lesson. During nap time, I stole that doll. When she woke up, she cried. But I didn't feel guilty at all.
Looking back on it now, I realize what a little bitch I was. No wonder I didn't have friends until like, 3rd grade.
"He's never done, got OCD"
posted with love, Nikole