I am disturbingly naive at times. I worry myself.
I think I might have to turn in my LGBT card for humiliating levels of cluelessness. I have Apple Music, whereby for $10 a month you can stream any song in their catalogue. I stumbled across a song last week by an American singer I had never heard of before called Victoria Monet.
It was a nice melody and I liked her voice. So I downloaded this song "Dive", and stuck it in my Heavy Repeat Playlist. I didn't pay much attention to the lyrics.
Yesterday morning, I was listening to it again, and suddenly wondered what the song is about. So I started paying ACTUAL ATTENTION to the lyrics, like most people do the first time they listen to a song. I quickly realized it's about a woman receiving oral sex.
I had listened to it EIGHT times in the past week without clueing in. And now I come to listen to them, the lyrics are not exactly what anybody would call particularly....subtle. Apparently I'm just truly oblivious to double entendres set to music.