Title: Little mind fucking tease
Author:
hikarinonijiRating: PG-15 (due strong language)
Pairing: Onew/Taemin, Key/Mean Girls, Jjong/white chicks
Wordcount: 488
A/N: Don't ask.
Summary: Bececause Taemin totally did that on purpose.
Taemin is a little mind fucking tease, Jinki decides when the youngest SHINee member settles his delicate little ass on his lap with a bright grin and a cheeky, “hi, hyung!”
He wonders whether the younger man is doing it on purpose.
Of course, Jinki doesn’t actually say his findings out loud, if only because Kibum is in the room with them and he values his life. So instead, he sheepishly grins, patting Taemin’s head slightly awkwardly in response as he leans back into his seat to avoid any further contact.
However, Taemin wouldn’t be Taemin if he didn’t also lean back, his body now entirely flush against Jinki’s. The older one quivers, wants to push Taemin off and excuse himself but finds himself completely frozen in his seat when Taemin turns his head to ask something, his breath ghosting in Jinki’s neck.
‘Demon child,’ he thinks, barely paying attention to whatever Taemin just said. He snaps out of it when Taemin gets impatient and pokes his cheek with a pout.
“Hyung, I asked what you guys were watching.”
Jinki hadn’t even realized the television was on. He merely sat down on the couch to zone out after a long day of schedules, without bothering whether there were any other activities inside the room. He turns towards the other man in the room, “err… Key?”
Kibum squints his eyes at the two of them, obviously disturbed, “Mean Girls, now shut the fuck up, I need to see this. Last time I watched this movie Jjong was moaning in my ear the whole damn movie because apparently he gets off on white chicks, now he’s gone I will watch this movie.”
Jinki shuts up and Taemin’s face splits open in a mischievous smirk, “oh, don’t worry, I don’t think Jinki hyung likes white girls.”
Jinki opens his mouth to argue back that he really doesn’t make a difference -different package, same treat and all-but he never gets the chance because Taemin just wiggles in his in lap, their lower bodies grinding against each other’s and he coyly whispers in his ear, “or do you… Hyung?”
“Little mind fucking tease.”
He only realizes he spoke out loud when Taemin giggles and Kibum’s head snaps his way, eyes flaring with so much fury that Jinki merely squeaks before standing up -Taemin in his arms because there really is no time of throwing him away-and runs away from the scene.
When arrived in their room, Jinki mindlessly throws Taemin on the bed and barricades the door in case Kibum decides Taemin’s supposed to be innocence is more important than Mean Girls. When he’s done securing his own safety he turns towards Taemin and hisses, “you did that on purpose.”
“At least we’re alone now.”
“You did that on purpose too.”
Taemin merely grins and Jinki damns the world because he just knows that after tonight he is going to hell.
(… But only if there's a God, else he will still have to face Kibum which is basically the same.)