Fic: Who Needs Disneyland When We Have Strippers?
Summary: It's Cooper's 30th (“You’re 38, what are you even saying? Wait, have you been celebrating your 30th birthday for the past 8 years?”) and he's taking his baby brother out on the town. That is, to a strip club!
Aka, Blaine just wants to go to Disney World with his baby girl and his husband. DAMMIT COOPER IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY YET
Word Count: ~3,200
Author's Notes: Takes place an unspecified number of years in the future, when Kurt and Blaine have been married for years and Rachel acted as their surrogate for their now six year old daughter Elizabeth.
This is dedicated to my darling fandom wife Jakia. You might remember this from when we first met, and talked about how hilarious this scenario would be. And thus, I FINISHED IT FOR YOOOUUUU
Jakia is lovely and sweet and brilliant riter and it is my honor to be her fandom wife <3 LOVE YOU BABY
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