Summary: The Avengers make bets on what monsters they’ll be fighting this week. Somehow it devolves into bets about blowjobs. Just another day in Avengers tower. A cracky sequel to Looking For My Heart

Word Count: ~600

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Summary: Brittany’d been a favorite before - a beautiful Career from District 2, with an 8 in training? The Capital had loved her. Now that they’ve heard her talk, they pity her. They don’t even get mad at her for telling them how terrible they are. After all, they sigh, she can’t understand what she’s saying.

Santana laughs, and runs her tongue ( Read more... )

Summary: Blaine Anderson is a gifted criminal profiler working for the FBI. Dr. Kurt Hummel is his soul mate.

Hannibal fusion

Word Count: ~1,700

TW: THEY ARE EATING PEOPLE. Blaine does not know this. BUT THEY ARE. Also discussion of murders

Author’s Notes: for my darling nowishforwings, who has finally returned to our midsts on tumblr! I’m sorry this ( Read more... )

Summary: Blaine is disassociating. My take on Trou Normand

Word Count: ~1,700

Notes: Wishy, I hope you feel better <3

set in the same universe as Blood and Lilacs, though it's not the sequel I had planned. That is still to come!

Warnings: IT'S A HANNIBAL CROSS OVER. THE MEAT IS PEOPLE. THE SALAD IS PEOPLE. EVERYTHING IS PEOPLE.

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Podfic: Forever And A Day

Summary: Summary: Because things like this don’t just go away. How the Glee Club keeps on going. Some days are okay, some… some days not so okay.

Reaction fic to Shooting Star

Word Count: ~2,700

Link to fic on AO3

Author’s Notes: OH MY FUCKING GOD MY FIRST PODFIC

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so please excuse ( Read more... )

Summary: “Quinn meets Kurt for the first time over a dead body. It’s not as weird as it sounds. They are in a funeral home after all.” A remix of hedgerose’s Fishmonger ‘Verse! Flowers, fish puns, and friendship! OH MY!

Word Count: ~7,400

Author’s Notes: a million thank yous to my beautiful betas penroseparticle and luckyjak, my darling fandom wife. ( Read more... )

Summary: Because things like this don't just go away. How each of the Glee Club kids keep on going after the shooting. Some days are okay, some... some days not so okay.

A reaction fic to Shooting Star, it deals with the aftermath of the shooting for all the Glee kids.

Word Count: ~2,800

Read here at AO3

This time Kurt does not greet Death as a friend. Once more, they promise.

(takes place during Grilled Cheesus)

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Blaine and Brittany dance an awful lot. This is, of course, to be expected. At first he dances on furniture a lot, out of her grasp and leaping from place to place as though the floor is made of lava. She tries to tell him that the rug is made of 100% cotton-poly blend and that the nearest volcano is Mole Hill in Virginia so he doesn’t have to ( Read more... )

They don’t hang out terribly often outside of school. Emma doesn’t really like people coming into her house (she’s got a pretty good handle on her OCD, but everyone needs a safe place) and Shannon respects that. Plus, she’s got a pretty nice after school schedule of tutoring kids, hanging out with her non-teacher friends at the bar, and learning ( Read more... )