[FANFICTION] Botox en Masse (1/1)
Title: Botox en Masse
Author:
baka_tenshi
Warnings: Humor, crack, unbeta'd
Summary: For thrift. "Poisonous? I don't know how this glorious treat is poisonous," he muttered to himself.
Author's Notes: I haven't done any of these random drabbles in such a long time. This is just something for the lulz more than anything. Please don't take it seriously.
Words: 228
Botox en Masse
By LilyChan
Lee Teuk had to make sure he was alone. Free of ELF. Free of paparazzi. Free of his managers, free of his co-workers. He walked silently, even though he knew he was alone, towards a box that was hidden in plain sight. It was just an ordinary wooden box given to him by his grandmother. His secret treasure was stored, just waiting for Teuk to have his daily fix.
As he got closer, he could just feel his skin start to sag. It doesn't need to be seen, Lee Teuk just needs to feel the inevitable sensation.
Once he reached his destination, the leader opened the box and reached inside. He felt around for the familiar shape of the botox. Once he found it, he smiled victoriously and brought it out. He opened the box and pulled out the medication.
"Poisonous? I don't know how this glorious treat is poisonous," he muttered to himself.
He ate the confection and could already feel the medication rejuvenating his porcelain skin.
"I am the most beautiful of them all. No one will ever discover my secret."
Lee Teuk brought a small mirror from his back pocket and glanced at himself. He touched his nose. Forehead. Cheeks. Lips. Everything was in its place. Lee Teuk placed the mirror back in his pocket, the box to its rightful place, and slowly walked out.
made by thrift
Author:
baka_tenshi
Warnings: Humor, crack, unbeta'd
Summary: For thrift. "Poisonous? I don't know how this glorious treat is poisonous," he muttered to himself.
Author's Notes: I haven't done any of these random drabbles in such a long time. This is just something for the lulz more than anything. Please don't take it seriously.
Words: 228
Botox en Masse
By LilyChan
Lee Teuk had to make sure he was alone. Free of ELF. Free of paparazzi. Free of his managers, free of his co-workers. He walked silently, even though he knew he was alone, towards a box that was hidden in plain sight. It was just an ordinary wooden box given to him by his grandmother. His secret treasure was stored, just waiting for Teuk to have his daily fix.
As he got closer, he could just feel his skin start to sag. It doesn't need to be seen, Lee Teuk just needs to feel the inevitable sensation.
Once he reached his destination, the leader opened the box and reached inside. He felt around for the familiar shape of the botox. Once he found it, he smiled victoriously and brought it out. He opened the box and pulled out the medication.
"Poisonous? I don't know how this glorious treat is poisonous," he muttered to himself.
He ate the confection and could already feel the medication rejuvenating his porcelain skin.
"I am the most beautiful of them all. No one will ever discover my secret."
Lee Teuk brought a small mirror from his back pocket and glanced at himself. He touched his nose. Forehead. Cheeks. Lips. Everything was in its place. Lee Teuk placed the mirror back in his pocket, the box to its rightful place, and slowly walked out.
made by thrift