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Obligatory Drunk!Post.
Surprisingly, not about sexual repression.
Actually, the issue at hand is diets. Yes. Diets. In that I may scream if another person on my flist asserts their commitment to a certain amount of gym time per week, or a certain number of calories per day.
LADIES. (and it is always ladies). YOU ARE SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL. STOP ABUSING YOUR BODIES, EVEN IF YOU CONSIDER IT A RETURN TO HEALTFUL HABITS. Your brain counts calories better than you do anyway, and any so-called "progress" you make will be counteracted in time.
Drink a non-lite beer. Eat the fucking hotdog. Sleep in this morning. I'm not trying to play Shoulder Devil; I guarantee it won't fucking kill you.
This message is brought to you by root beer schnapps and Not Enough Restraint.
Surprisingly, not about sexual repression.
Actually, the issue at hand is diets. Yes. Diets. In that I may scream if another person on my flist asserts their commitment to a certain amount of gym time per week, or a certain number of calories per day.
LADIES. (and it is always ladies). YOU ARE SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL. STOP ABUSING YOUR BODIES, EVEN IF YOU CONSIDER IT A RETURN TO HEALTFUL HABITS. Your brain counts calories better than you do anyway, and any so-called "progress" you make will be counteracted in time.
Drink a non-lite beer. Eat the fucking hotdog. Sleep in this morning. I'm not trying to play Shoulder Devil; I guarantee it won't fucking kill you.
This message is brought to you by root beer schnapps and Not Enough Restraint.