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I have TWO FWS for you today.
First of all, I did a blood alcohol level on an 84 year old man and it was POSITIVE! He would have had a 0.02 level according to the police's measurement scale. Who in the world goes and gets Grampa drunk?! He was complaining of having altered mental status - well, maybe it's because someone slipped him a mickey! I had to do a drugs of abuse test on him, too. Thank God that was all negative.
Secondly, phleb was in the ER doing a draw on a patient. The ER Doc comes out of a patients room and shuts the door. He walks up to the counter (Phleb is fiddling with computer or something at counter) and says, "What the F!@# is WRONG with these people!?" Turns out, we have a 42 year old female here for an overdose. She took a sleep aid. Decided she wanted to sleep a little longer than normal, so she took several pills. WTF? Didn't her doctor lecture her the way mine has? (I'm on Ambien... and I got the "don't take too much of this stuff" lecture three or four times now.) The ER doc was exasperated. Also, the fact that she is butt naked and splayed across the gurney probably wasn't helping.
Wal-Farted after work. Food, new backpack, some video games and so forth. Am now going to go switch junk from one bag to the other. I wanted a weird bag but WM didn't have any. :S I was going to get the one of Cookie Monster but it was made poorly... or, at the least, with shoddy material. The stuff that you would rip the first time you stuck a notebook in it. They had some with nice embroidery on them of skulls and roses but they were promoting a wrestling organization. I don't really care for "rassling" so I didn't get it. They were well made, though. I got a blue and periwinkle one with flowers on it. I was wanting to get a backpack from ThinkGeek that looks like the Ghostbusters backpacks that sucked up ghosts but they're $40 and I'd just spill something on/in it. I'm hard on bags which is why I like to buy them at yard sales or flea markets - if I rip a $2 bag, BFD. I think the most expensive bag I ever purchased is the one made from seat belts and, son, that thing ain't ever going to rip! One of these days, I will get around to taking photographs of all my weird purses. LOL
First of all, I did a blood alcohol level on an 84 year old man and it was POSITIVE! He would have had a 0.02 level according to the police's measurement scale. Who in the world goes and gets Grampa drunk?! He was complaining of having altered mental status - well, maybe it's because someone slipped him a mickey! I had to do a drugs of abuse test on him, too. Thank God that was all negative.
Secondly, phleb was in the ER doing a draw on a patient. The ER Doc comes out of a patients room and shuts the door. He walks up to the counter (Phleb is fiddling with computer or something at counter) and says, "What the F!@# is WRONG with these people!?" Turns out, we have a 42 year old female here for an overdose. She took a sleep aid. Decided she wanted to sleep a little longer than normal, so she took several pills. WTF? Didn't her doctor lecture her the way mine has? (I'm on Ambien... and I got the "don't take too much of this stuff" lecture three or four times now.) The ER doc was exasperated. Also, the fact that she is butt naked and splayed across the gurney probably wasn't helping.
Wal-Farted after work. Food, new backpack, some video games and so forth. Am now going to go switch junk from one bag to the other. I wanted a weird bag but WM didn't have any. :S I was going to get the one of Cookie Monster but it was made poorly... or, at the least, with shoddy material. The stuff that you would rip the first time you stuck a notebook in it. They had some with nice embroidery on them of skulls and roses but they were promoting a wrestling organization. I don't really care for "rassling" so I didn't get it. They were well made, though. I got a blue and periwinkle one with flowers on it. I was wanting to get a backpack from ThinkGeek that looks like the Ghostbusters backpacks that sucked up ghosts but they're $40 and I'd just spill something on/in it. I'm hard on bags which is why I like to buy them at yard sales or flea markets - if I rip a $2 bag, BFD. I think the most expensive bag I ever purchased is the one made from seat belts and, son, that thing ain't ever going to rip! One of these days, I will get around to taking photographs of all my weird purses. LOL