So apparently Steve and Christina don't want me around any more.
They tried to scare me out of the house with
Dead-Alive.
Braindead (as its apparently called everywhere but the US) is the most disgusting zombie movie I have ever seen. Also the most hilarious. I have a new appreciation for the depravity of Peter Jackson.
(though
District 9" still looks awesome, I'm just saying)
Although! I have a new understanding of cultural phenomenon. Like now I get the lawnmower jokes. And there's this whole music video I saw once at the gym about a zombie drinking party that suddenly makes a whole lot more sense to me.
Plus the priest was hilarious. "I kick ass for God!"
lols
(if I wake up screaming, though, I'm running to their room. Intestines are not supposed to be that freaky)
Edit: NO SERIOUSLY. THE BATHROOM FAUCET SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY ZOMBIE. I MAY BE DEVELOPING PROBLEMS. I BLAME YOU STEVE!