Observations III
The third volume of the Observations Archives. More 8th grade ramblings and randomness.
Observations III. 12:53. 7TH Period. SSR. Science. By: Fasi Vormawor
• Charlene is going to the office
• She is asking for my pen
• I gave it to her
• Kyle is wearing a stupid hat he got from Spanish class
• We have a sub in Science: Ms. Dattilo
• Kristin almost sneezed
• Kristin said, “Pineapple” so she would stop sneezing
• I don’t really like pineapples
• Kristin and I have just found out that Megan disappeared
• Nico, John, Allison Black, and Jenna are playing some sort of card game
• Brittney and Allie are playing with Sharpie markers
• Kristin has a bloody finger and a tissue with blood on it
• Kyle is being weird again
• CORRECTION: Kyle is weird
• I am going to do social studies
• Brittney has to go pee
• Megan reappeared
• Megan poked Kristin
• Kristin’s name is Cathy
• Megan has Kristin’s red pen
• Megan’s middle name is JEAN
• Carney made me guard his stuff from Kyle
• Carney left the classroom
• Charlene and Brittney came back
• Megan wants read my Observations
• It’s so boring!
• Charlene is asking permission to bite my book
• I said yes
• Charlene bit my book
• It’s so quiet this SSR, probably because the sub is making us be quiet
• Carney came back
• Just so you know, it’s still boring
• Kristin’s cousin Steven flipped off Mr. Kieran
• Mr. Kieran used to be the principal here
• He died
• How sad
• But! I’m over it
• This has got to be the most boring SSR so far
• OMG!
• We don’t go to school on Monday!
• It’s Memorial Day on Monday!
• Then, I won’t be able to make Observations IV during SSR in Science 8th period!
• *FYI idiot: IV is 4 (that’s FOUR) in roman numerals
• FYI retard: numerals means numbers in fancy words*
• Kyle is annoying (DUH) Charlene
• I told him to stop
• He stopped
• For only 5 seconds
• I hate Kyle
• Kyle is now calling me
• I am ignoring him
• He wants me to look at something (dumb, probably)
• Kyle wants me to look at his stupid hat
• I hate that hat
• Megan’s excited
• No, not that way
• Good news: it’s not raining today
• I should start my social studies homework
• Kyle is now trying to see through his hat
• Kyle has brain damage
• Megan is throwing paper at me
• She is trying to hit me in the head
• Charlene writes: Charlene would love to cross the Sahara and get eaten by a giant camel with pink and orange toes
• Kyle is hitting Carney with Carney’s hat
• Kristin is flicking Megan
• Megan is asking to see my Observations again
• I still didn’t give them to her
• Allie threw an eraser at me
• I couldn’t catch it
• The eraser went into the recycle bin
• 2 points!
• Megan and Kristin are having another slap fight
• I wonder if they will ever stop fighting
• Probably not
• Oh, well. At least I can write about it.
• And watching a slap fight is fun!
• Charlene has a cat in her pants
• Kris in has the best Science folder from 7th grade since a bunch of people signed it
• Lindsay is leaving the classroom
• Megan is complaining about how Kristin stole her stuff a couple SSRs ago
• Brittney and Megan are talking now
• Eric Doucette came in and gave something to the sub
• Charlene loved Damien
• Damien is Satan
• Kristin is happy because Charlene wrote Redrum on her folder
• Kyle is NOT Spud Monkey
• Spencer is Spud Monkey
• Kyle doesn’t know who Spud Monkey is but he keeps saying he’s Spud Monkey anyway
• I am not looking at Kyle
• Kyle is now playing bong drums with his stupid hat
• I hate that stupid hat and I hate Kyle
• Brittney dropped something
• Brittney pulled up a chair and sat by my desk
• Brittney wants to show me Sid Vicious in a magazine
• Kristin said that her mom hates Sid
• Brittney is very offended and very mad now
• Megan now came over by me and Brittney
• It is very crowded near my desk now
• I yelled at Megan, Charlene, and Brittney for making a crowd near my desk
• The sub made everyone go back to their original seats cuz she though we were getting loud
• I don’t like this sub
• We have Geography next period; that’s 8th period
• Spencer eats ants
• Spencer says that before you eat and ant, take off its head so it doesn’t bite your tongue
• Vielmas is standing outside because the door is locked
• I hate Vielmas too
• I didn’t open the door for him
• Allie insulted Megan
• Allie and Megan are talking about Billy Boyd posters
• I hate Billy Boyd
• There’s almost 2 minutes till we have to go
• Bye-Bye
And so, that was Observations III! Be sure to look out for Observations IV! I already explained about the IV thing, so go back and reread it if you forgot, stupid! The best Observations are taken on 8th period SSRs so don’t forget to read them! Observations are awesome! They were originally stared by Charlene Alfaro (and some by Fasi)! She (and I) is a genius! Observations may as well be the best thing you’re going to read in your entire friggin’ life! HA HA! Also if you copy my/Charlene’s idea I will kill you!
so there…
Observations III. 12:53. 7TH Period. SSR. Science. By: Fasi Vormawor
• Charlene is going to the office
• She is asking for my pen
• I gave it to her
• Kyle is wearing a stupid hat he got from Spanish class
• We have a sub in Science: Ms. Dattilo
• Kristin almost sneezed
• Kristin said, “Pineapple” so she would stop sneezing
• I don’t really like pineapples
• Kristin and I have just found out that Megan disappeared
• Nico, John, Allison Black, and Jenna are playing some sort of card game
• Brittney and Allie are playing with Sharpie markers
• Kristin has a bloody finger and a tissue with blood on it
• Kyle is being weird again
• CORRECTION: Kyle is weird
• I am going to do social studies
• Brittney has to go pee
• Megan reappeared
• Megan poked Kristin
• Kristin’s name is Cathy
• Megan has Kristin’s red pen
• Megan’s middle name is JEAN
• Carney made me guard his stuff from Kyle
• Carney left the classroom
• Charlene and Brittney came back
• Megan wants read my Observations
• It’s so boring!
• Charlene is asking permission to bite my book
• I said yes
• Charlene bit my book
• It’s so quiet this SSR, probably because the sub is making us be quiet
• Carney came back
• Just so you know, it’s still boring
• Kristin’s cousin Steven flipped off Mr. Kieran
• Mr. Kieran used to be the principal here
• He died
• How sad
• But! I’m over it
• This has got to be the most boring SSR so far
• OMG!
• We don’t go to school on Monday!
• It’s Memorial Day on Monday!
• Then, I won’t be able to make Observations IV during SSR in Science 8th period!
• *FYI idiot: IV is 4 (that’s FOUR) in roman numerals
• FYI retard: numerals means numbers in fancy words*
• Kyle is annoying (DUH) Charlene
• I told him to stop
• He stopped
• For only 5 seconds
• I hate Kyle
• Kyle is now calling me
• I am ignoring him
• He wants me to look at something (dumb, probably)
• Kyle wants me to look at his stupid hat
• I hate that hat
• Megan’s excited
• No, not that way
• Good news: it’s not raining today
• I should start my social studies homework
• Kyle is now trying to see through his hat
• Kyle has brain damage
• Megan is throwing paper at me
• She is trying to hit me in the head
• Charlene writes: Charlene would love to cross the Sahara and get eaten by a giant camel with pink and orange toes
• Kyle is hitting Carney with Carney’s hat
• Kristin is flicking Megan
• Megan is asking to see my Observations again
• I still didn’t give them to her
• Allie threw an eraser at me
• I couldn’t catch it
• The eraser went into the recycle bin
• 2 points!
• Megan and Kristin are having another slap fight
• I wonder if they will ever stop fighting
• Probably not
• Oh, well. At least I can write about it.
• And watching a slap fight is fun!
• Charlene has a cat in her pants
• Kris in has the best Science folder from 7th grade since a bunch of people signed it
• Lindsay is leaving the classroom
• Megan is complaining about how Kristin stole her stuff a couple SSRs ago
• Brittney and Megan are talking now
• Eric Doucette came in and gave something to the sub
• Charlene loved Damien
• Damien is Satan
• Kristin is happy because Charlene wrote Redrum on her folder
• Kyle is NOT Spud Monkey
• Spencer is Spud Monkey
• Kyle doesn’t know who Spud Monkey is but he keeps saying he’s Spud Monkey anyway
• I am not looking at Kyle
• Kyle is now playing bong drums with his stupid hat
• I hate that stupid hat and I hate Kyle
• Brittney dropped something
• Brittney pulled up a chair and sat by my desk
• Brittney wants to show me Sid Vicious in a magazine
• Kristin said that her mom hates Sid
• Brittney is very offended and very mad now
• Megan now came over by me and Brittney
• It is very crowded near my desk now
• I yelled at Megan, Charlene, and Brittney for making a crowd near my desk
• The sub made everyone go back to their original seats cuz she though we were getting loud
• I don’t like this sub
• We have Geography next period; that’s 8th period
• Spencer eats ants
• Spencer says that before you eat and ant, take off its head so it doesn’t bite your tongue
• Vielmas is standing outside because the door is locked
• I hate Vielmas too
• I didn’t open the door for him
• Allie insulted Megan
• Allie and Megan are talking about Billy Boyd posters
• I hate Billy Boyd
• There’s almost 2 minutes till we have to go
• Bye-Bye
And so, that was Observations III! Be sure to look out for Observations IV! I already explained about the IV thing, so go back and reread it if you forgot, stupid! The best Observations are taken on 8th period SSRs so don’t forget to read them! Observations are awesome! They were originally stared by Charlene Alfaro (and some by Fasi)! She (and I) is a genius! Observations may as well be the best thing you’re going to read in your entire friggin’ life! HA HA! Also if you copy my/Charlene’s idea I will kill you!
so there…