Observations II
The second volumeof the Observations Archives. This is my first crack at writing down the crazy things that my friends and I were doing in our SSR class in 8th grade. PS. I can't believe I ever wrote this.
Observations II. 1:35. 8th Period. SSR. Science By: Fasi Vormawor
• Kristin took out her retainer
• Meagan wanted to see it
• Megan is excited about The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Megan is snapping Kristin’s bra
• Kristin will do anything to get her to stop
• All Megan asks is to copy Kristin’s math homework
• Megan and Kristin are shaking on it
• Carney thinks I have diabetes (I DON’T)
• I’m crazy
• Allison is proposing to people; Kyle said no, Kristin said no, Spencer said no, Amanda said YES…
• Allison and Amanda are making wedding plans
• Megan thought I said, “Allison and Amanda are making babies together.”
• Megan has a sick and twisted mind
• Fasi came up with the title “Observations” in the first place
• Enny wants to borrow the pen I am writing with right now
• John just said, “Fasi.”
• Kristin just flicked me
• Now, Kristin is poking me, just because she felt like it
• Kristin just told Kyle to shut up
• Megan went to the bathroom
• Kristin is now going through Megan’s backpack
• Kristin just gave me Megan’s purple binder
• I put it in my backpack
• I made up a song: to the tune of “She’ll be Commin’ Around the Mountain When She Comes” *She’ll be super pissed at us when she comes back. She’ll be super pissed at us when she comes back. She’ll be super pissed at us when, she’ll be super pissed at us when, she’ll be super pissed at us when she comes back. (she=Megan, us=me and Kristin, comes back=from the bathroom, super pissed at=us when she finds out we stole stuff from her)*
• I don’t care that my song sucks
• I need to think of another verse…
• Kristin mad a song about apples in the first grade with her friend
• I can’t write neatly for crap (but I think I could for money…)
• Kristin is now flicking my elbow
• Ouch
• Mr. Bedard is typing on his computer
• Why the hell shouldn’t I write down everything that is going on? WHY, HUH?
• I’m screwed because if Megan reads that I took her binder and stuff she will kill me
• Oh, wait, it’s okay. I’ll just blame it all on Kristin.
• Megan came back (oh crap)
• The phone just rang
• Megan wants me to go get it.
• I didn’t
• Vielmas threw a pencil at some people; he missed
• It’s raining
• Megan just hit Allison in the face
• Brittany is doing her math homework
• Megan just punched Kristin in the face
• Kristin wants pay back
• Kristin just bopped me on the head
• Meagan and Kristin are fighting now
• Still fighting
• Still fighting
• Still fighting
• Still fighting
• Meagan tried to bite Kristin
• Meagan just found out that Kristin and me stole her stuff
• Blackmail!
• Megan is holding Kristin’s Movie Magic magazine ransom for her assignment notebook!
• Kristin’s mad
• I stole the magazine back from Megan (go Fasi!) and gave it back to Kristin
• Problem solved
• Megan is strangling Kristin
• Kristin hit Megan
• Megan said Kristin’s FULL name
• Kristin’s middle name is NICOLE
• Kristin is kicking Megan repeatedly
• Kick Fight between Megan and Kristin!
• I made a poll and shouted it out in the middle of class
• POLL: How many people hate Ms. Fahey? 3 (only 3 paid attention to my announcement)
• Megan wants to look at my “Observations”
• I didn’t let her
• Foul Play! Kristin and Megan are fighting again
• They are quite violent
• Kristin wants to punch Megan
• Kristin settles for twisting Megan’s arm instead
• It looks pretty painful
• Megan is in pain
• Megan is saying, ”ABUSE! ABUSE!”
• I put paper in Kristin’s hair
• Kristin has a zillion coats.
• It’s raining pretty hard now
• I wouldn’t want to walk home in the rain
• It’s too wet
• Kyle is com-
• Kyle stole my pen
• I chased him
• I got it back; now I can write some more
• I spelled Kristin’s middle name wrong; it has 2 Ls (NICOLLE)
• Vielmas is pushing my desk
• Mr. Bedard told Vielmas to sit down
• He didn’t
• Kristin just noticed something in her hair
• It’s 2:08 now; almost time to go home!
• Megan and Kristin are now showing each other the bruises they got from fighting all period
• Megan is sorry she punched Kristin in the face
• Megan and Kristin are apologizing to each other
• I asked Megan and Kristin what their favorite radio stations were
• Kristin’s favorite radio stations: Mixx 98.5, ZLX 100.7, 106.7
• Megan’s favorite radio stations: 99.5, 97.5 (country music stations)
• Kristin hates country music
• Kristin went to Florida; she has key chains that say Florida on them
• We have one minute left before we have to go home
• Bye-Bye
Those were the observations made by Fasi of Group E at SSR in Science.
See Observations I! The original! It’s good! Read it! You’ll love it! After all FASI CAME UP WITH THE NAME “OBSERVATIONS”! If you didn’t like these observations, you are retarded! And, may you burn in hell! So, screw all of you who hated this! It was awesome! If you hated this, you are also a loser who has crap for brains! I took MY time to type out all the crap myself! And my hand hurt afterward! Ow! Group E is the best group! HA, HA, HA all of you who are in other crappy groups! Also if you copy my/Charlene’s idea I will kill you!
so there…
Observations II. 1:35. 8th Period. SSR. Science By: Fasi Vormawor
• Kristin took out her retainer
• Meagan wanted to see it
• Megan is excited about The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Megan is snapping Kristin’s bra
• Kristin will do anything to get her to stop
• All Megan asks is to copy Kristin’s math homework
• Megan and Kristin are shaking on it
• Carney thinks I have diabetes (I DON’T)
• I’m crazy
• Allison is proposing to people; Kyle said no, Kristin said no, Spencer said no, Amanda said YES…
• Allison and Amanda are making wedding plans
• Megan thought I said, “Allison and Amanda are making babies together.”
• Megan has a sick and twisted mind
• Fasi came up with the title “Observations” in the first place
• Enny wants to borrow the pen I am writing with right now
• John just said, “Fasi.”
• Kristin just flicked me
• Now, Kristin is poking me, just because she felt like it
• Kristin just told Kyle to shut up
• Megan went to the bathroom
• Kristin is now going through Megan’s backpack
• Kristin just gave me Megan’s purple binder
• I put it in my backpack
• I made up a song: to the tune of “She’ll be Commin’ Around the Mountain When She Comes” *She’ll be super pissed at us when she comes back. She’ll be super pissed at us when she comes back. She’ll be super pissed at us when, she’ll be super pissed at us when, she’ll be super pissed at us when she comes back. (she=Megan, us=me and Kristin, comes back=from the bathroom, super pissed at=us when she finds out we stole stuff from her)*
• I don’t care that my song sucks
• I need to think of another verse…
• Kristin mad a song about apples in the first grade with her friend
• I can’t write neatly for crap (but I think I could for money…)
• Kristin is now flicking my elbow
• Ouch
• Mr. Bedard is typing on his computer
• Why the hell shouldn’t I write down everything that is going on? WHY, HUH?
• I’m screwed because if Megan reads that I took her binder and stuff she will kill me
• Oh, wait, it’s okay. I’ll just blame it all on Kristin.
• Megan came back (oh crap)
• The phone just rang
• Megan wants me to go get it.
• I didn’t
• Vielmas threw a pencil at some people; he missed
• It’s raining
• Megan just hit Allison in the face
• Brittany is doing her math homework
• Megan just punched Kristin in the face
• Kristin wants pay back
• Kristin just bopped me on the head
• Meagan and Kristin are fighting now
• Still fighting
• Still fighting
• Still fighting
• Still fighting
• Meagan tried to bite Kristin
• Meagan just found out that Kristin and me stole her stuff
• Blackmail!
• Megan is holding Kristin’s Movie Magic magazine ransom for her assignment notebook!
• Kristin’s mad
• I stole the magazine back from Megan (go Fasi!) and gave it back to Kristin
• Problem solved
• Megan is strangling Kristin
• Kristin hit Megan
• Megan said Kristin’s FULL name
• Kristin’s middle name is NICOLE
• Kristin is kicking Megan repeatedly
• Kick Fight between Megan and Kristin!
• I made a poll and shouted it out in the middle of class
• POLL: How many people hate Ms. Fahey? 3 (only 3 paid attention to my announcement)
• Megan wants to look at my “Observations”
• I didn’t let her
• Foul Play! Kristin and Megan are fighting again
• They are quite violent
• Kristin wants to punch Megan
• Kristin settles for twisting Megan’s arm instead
• It looks pretty painful
• Megan is in pain
• Megan is saying, ”ABUSE! ABUSE!”
• I put paper in Kristin’s hair
• Kristin has a zillion coats.
• It’s raining pretty hard now
• I wouldn’t want to walk home in the rain
• It’s too wet
• Kyle is com-
• Kyle stole my pen
• I chased him
• I got it back; now I can write some more
• I spelled Kristin’s middle name wrong; it has 2 Ls (NICOLLE)
• Vielmas is pushing my desk
• Mr. Bedard told Vielmas to sit down
• He didn’t
• Kristin just noticed something in her hair
• It’s 2:08 now; almost time to go home!
• Megan and Kristin are now showing each other the bruises they got from fighting all period
• Megan is sorry she punched Kristin in the face
• Megan and Kristin are apologizing to each other
• I asked Megan and Kristin what their favorite radio stations were
• Kristin’s favorite radio stations: Mixx 98.5, ZLX 100.7, 106.7
• Megan’s favorite radio stations: 99.5, 97.5 (country music stations)
• Kristin hates country music
• Kristin went to Florida; she has key chains that say Florida on them
• We have one minute left before we have to go home
• Bye-Bye
Those were the observations made by Fasi of Group E at SSR in Science.
See Observations I! The original! It’s good! Read it! You’ll love it! After all FASI CAME UP WITH THE NAME “OBSERVATIONS”! If you didn’t like these observations, you are retarded! And, may you burn in hell! So, screw all of you who hated this! It was awesome! If you hated this, you are also a loser who has crap for brains! I took MY time to type out all the crap myself! And my hand hurt afterward! Ow! Group E is the best group! HA, HA, HA all of you who are in other crappy groups! Also if you copy my/Charlene’s idea I will kill you!
so there…