Oz the Great and Powerful sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons. There are many reasons for this, including the fact that the main character is (I think) supposed to be a clever, charismatic rogue, and instead is a boring jerk, and in consequence of him being a boring jerk, all the other characters who are supposed to fall all over him fawning have been given IQs of approximately 17.
I can feel brain cells dying in Technicolor.
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