A meditation on the unfairness of the universe, by Bo
BO: It's time for my walk!
ME: It's raining.
BO: I'm standing beside the leash drawer! It's WALKIN' TIME!
ME: Dude, you hate rain.
BO: Come ooooooooon!
ME: You walk out into the street to avoid sprinklers.
BO: WALKIESWALKIESWALKIES!
ME: OK, you asked for it.
BO: YES! YES, YES, YES, Y- HEY! Why is all this water falling from the sky?
ME: I told you...
BO: MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!
ME: No can do.
BO: Come on. I have every confidence in you. You make everything else go on and off! Just close the door, and open it again, and everything will be dry. Right?
ME: Don't think so.
BO: But... but... [stares mournfully at rain] I'm a GOOD dog! WHHHYYYYYYYYY?????
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ME: It's raining.
BO: I'm standing beside the leash drawer! It's WALKIN' TIME!
ME: Dude, you hate rain.
BO: Come ooooooooon!
ME: You walk out into the street to avoid sprinklers.
BO: WALKIESWALKIESWALKIES!
ME: OK, you asked for it.
BO: YES! YES, YES, YES, Y- HEY! Why is all this water falling from the sky?
ME: I told you...
BO: MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!
ME: No can do.
BO: Come on. I have every confidence in you. You make everything else go on and off! Just close the door, and open it again, and everything will be dry. Right?
ME: Don't think so.
BO: But... but... [stares mournfully at rain] I'm a GOOD dog! WHHHYYYYYYYYY?????
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