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bruttimabuoni: describe your job using only the 1000 most common words in English.
I work at a place where we help people who are sick in a way where parts of their bodies can kill them by growing wrong too fast. We give them many kinds of help: we drive them to doctors, talk to them so they feel better, give them things they need, and tell them where they can find the things they need that we don't have. We also give money to doctors who are looking for ways to make people not be sick in this way. I used to help put words and numbers that show all the things we do into the computer. Then I watched other people do this, and told them what to do. Now I pull words and numbers out of the computer and give them to people so they can see all the things we've done, and see what other things we need to do.
Plus bonus!
A girl who kills living dead people who drink blood falls in love with one living dead man who is not bad, because he has the thing inside him that makes him good. But when they fuck he loses the thing that makes him good and turns bad, and she has to kill him, but as she kills him, her friend puts the thing that makes him good back inside him. This makes her sad. Later the dead man comes back, but they can't fuck again or he will become bad again. So he leaves for a big city to help people.
The girl is sad again, and in college she meets a student teacher. For some time they are happy. But then he gets angry that she has loved living dead men before him, and lets living dead women bite him and drink his blood to see why she likes them. When the girl finds out, she is angry. They break up and he leaves.
While this happens, the girl gets a sister who just appears. A god is trying to kill the sister. Another living dead man falls in love with the girl, but he is bad so she does not love him. He helps save her sister anyway. Then the girl dies.
The girl comes back wrong and she and the second living dead man fuck. She also beats him up. At last he tries to make her fuck when she does not want to, and she gets angry. He is sad and leaves to get the thing inside him that will make him good.
He comes back with the inside thing, but now he is crazy with feeling sad for all the bad things he has done. The girl helps him get well, and tells him she loves him. But he does not believe she loves him, and burns up to save the world. Does she love him? No one knows for sure.
(Yeah, "sex" is not one of the 1000 most common English words, but "fuck" is. Go figure.)
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bruttimabuoni: describe your job using only the 1000 most common words in English.
I work at a place where we help people who are sick in a way where parts of their bodies can kill them by growing wrong too fast. We give them many kinds of help: we drive them to doctors, talk to them so they feel better, give them things they need, and tell them where they can find the things they need that we don't have. We also give money to doctors who are looking for ways to make people not be sick in this way. I used to help put words and numbers that show all the things we do into the computer. Then I watched other people do this, and told them what to do. Now I pull words and numbers out of the computer and give them to people so they can see all the things we've done, and see what other things we need to do.
Plus bonus!
A girl who kills living dead people who drink blood falls in love with one living dead man who is not bad, because he has the thing inside him that makes him good. But when they fuck he loses the thing that makes him good and turns bad, and she has to kill him, but as she kills him, her friend puts the thing that makes him good back inside him. This makes her sad. Later the dead man comes back, but they can't fuck again or he will become bad again. So he leaves for a big city to help people.
The girl is sad again, and in college she meets a student teacher. For some time they are happy. But then he gets angry that she has loved living dead men before him, and lets living dead women bite him and drink his blood to see why she likes them. When the girl finds out, she is angry. They break up and he leaves.
While this happens, the girl gets a sister who just appears. A god is trying to kill the sister. Another living dead man falls in love with the girl, but he is bad so she does not love him. He helps save her sister anyway. Then the girl dies.
The girl comes back wrong and she and the second living dead man fuck. She also beats him up. At last he tries to make her fuck when she does not want to, and she gets angry. He is sad and leaves to get the thing inside him that will make him good.
He comes back with the inside thing, but now he is crazy with feeling sad for all the bad things he has done. The girl helps him get well, and tells him she loves him. But he does not believe she loves him, and burns up to save the world. Does she love him? No one knows for sure.
(Yeah, "sex" is not one of the 1000 most common English words, but "fuck" is. Go figure.)
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