If you have a bowl of delicious tequila lime wings, do not forget about it and leave it on the counter within reach of a dog who will, over the course of an hour or two, shark into the kitchen in stealth mode, steal one wing, sneak it into his crate and eat it super-quietly before sneaking back for a second wing, etc. (Bo is fine, but we about had a heart attack.)
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