Supah-fly 4/?
Title: Supah-fly 4/?
Author: a_life_defiant
Paring: TaeKey, JongHo Onew/various SuJu members
Genre: Crack, humor
Rating:NC-17 (language, crudeness, SEX *gasp*)
Summary: Superheros lead interesting lives. AKA, take a big bowl of cliche, add in some superpowers, and then *nom nom nom* (fail summary is fail)
A/N: For fangnicole (thankies for the inspo and plunnies)
CH1 CH2 CH3
A/N2: WARNING!! Character death. OMG O_O It's been almost a MONTH for this. Sorry to keep you waiting. This chapter is a bit......intense in some areas. Other than that I don't know what else to say. ENJOY THE CRACK!
Leetuk stepped toward Key and Taemin first, a cocky smile on his face.
"Well aren't you two just....delicious. I can see why Master wants you for himself."
Heechul stepped beside Leetuk and licked his lips. "Mmm, but I want to play with the little one. He looks so....flexible."
Taemin rolled his eyes and stepped forward; flames flickering dimly in his gaze.
"So are we actually going to fight? Or is your plan to just sit there and drool over my ass - which you'll never touch, by the way."
"Ooh he's feisty." Shindong said while trying to contain his drool. His eyes roamed over Taemin’s body lasciviously.
"Yah! Fatty McPorkchop. Stop undressing my boyfriend with your eyes!" Key hissed as he fired his laser vision toward the other boy.
Shindong immediately doubled over, skin still sizzling as he sucked in his last breath. Donghae clapped in amusement as the dying boy gave a final twitch, the faint smell of bacon filled the air.
"Such powerful little playthings......my turn." He vanished from sight with a taunting little wave.
Key's senses stood on end as he sniffed at the air, but the overpowering scent of blood and sex was too much. He looked over at Taemin who suddenly let out a small squeak. His boyfriend was disappearing before his eyes; his arms pressed to his sides by an unseen force. Taemin let out a frustrated growl and then set his skin ablaze. Donghae shrieked in pain as he became visible again. His hands and arms were charred down to the muscle. He slumped against the nearest wall, passing out from the pain. Leetuk raised his hand and shot out a blast of ice at Taemin. The younger boy shuddered as his flames dimmed.
"Now now, we'll have none of that." The cold boy waved a disapproving finger.
Meanwhile, Eunhyuk had lunged at Key; his hands aimed at the diva's throat. However, Key's reflexes were too fast. He back-flipped effortlessly over his assailant, landing cleanly before turning around and firing his lasers at Eunhyuk's head. The latter's brains splattered across the wall, causing Taemin to giggle.
"You all kind of suck at this." The youngest boy remarked.
Leetuk screamed in frustration and threw an ice stream at Taemin, knocking him on his feet. Key set his murderous gaze on Leetuk, slicing him in half cleanly. Both halves of his body made a wet, sickening thump as they hit the ground.
"Oh for fuckssakes!" Heelchul wailed.
He shot a bolt of electricity at Key. The feline hero couldn't move quite fast enough this time, and the bolt stunned him. He fell to his knees in a daze, eliciting a howl from Taemin. The youngest boy stood up and brushed the ice chips off himself. He turned his attention to the three remaining members of the SSK, a halo of flames encompassing his figure. The fire bloomed outward as he approached Heechul, Siwon, and Yesung. Heechul sent an electrical burst directly at Taemin's chest, but it only sufficed in intensifying the flames. Siwon clapped his hands and sent a shockwave toward the smaller boy, causing him to stumble and fall. Taemin looked up through his heavy bangs; rage burning in his pupils in unparalleled intensity. He stood up and focused his fury; creating a giant fireball in his hands. Before the other three had a chance to blink, Taemin threw the mini-inferno at them with all his strength. The flames engulfed the remaining SSK, burning them to ashes. The fire alarm went off and activated the sprinklers. Fat droplets of icy water rained down from the ceiling onto both of the remaining heroes.
Taemin quickly went over to his lover and helped him up. Water hissed as it touched his skin; steam rising up gracefully round him.
"Yeobo, are you alright?" He cupped Key's face in his hand, smoothing his stray hair with the other.
"Yeah, I'm ok. Are YOU alright? I've never seen your fire get that....well fiery before." The diva looked at the younger boy curiously.
"I guess. I mean....he just made me really angry. Even though they were using their powers it felt like they couldn't do much harm." Taemin shrugged. "Maybe they just have really shitty abilities?"
"Maybe.... Anyway, we need to get upstairs."
Taemin nodded and followed Key into the elevator, hands intertwined.
In the midst of it all neither of them had notice Kyuhyun shy back from the fight; posting in the shadows by the stairs.
***
Upstairs DuBulge had been diving his attention between the battle in the lobby and the sex acts he was orchestrating on his bed.
"Fuck him harder." He commanded at Minho.
The strong man's hips thrust harder, ramming into Jonghyun with a horrific amount of force.
"I'm hurting him." Minho ground out as he tried futilely to gain control of his actions.
"Correction. I'm hurting him. You are just my preferred method of torture." DuBulge grinned.
"Come now. Both of you." He instructed as he watched Taemin decimate the SSK on the lower level.
Minho and Jonghyun's bodies both shuddered and spasmed as their orgasms were forced out of them. Jonghyun whimpered as Minho collapsed on top of him.
"Pull out, I don't want him to suffocate." DuBulge instructed and Minho complied. "Good, now eat your cum out of his ass."
Minho's head shot up, his face a picture of pure shock. He couldn't even get out a syllable of protest out before he found himself face-first in ass, his tongue swirling around Jonghyun's battered hole. DuBulge leered at them for a minute, eyes roaming appreciatively at the swell of Minho's upturned ass. His dick hardened at the sight of Minho's tongue spearing in and out of Jonghyun's entrance.
"Mmm, not yet." He whispered as he gave it a squeeze.
He noted that the other two super heroes were almost to the penthouse.
"You can stop now." He purred at the two slaves on his bed. "Put your thongs back on and stay where you are. We'll be having guests in a moment."
DuBulge got up and went to stand in front of the door, waiting patiently to pounce on his new playthings.
***
Taemin and Key exited the elevator, noting the plain-looking door at the end of the hall.
"This is where the evil mastermind lives?" Taemin scoffed.
"Yah! Don't go underestimating things." Key admonished as they made their way down the corridor.
The younger boy merely rolled his eyes before grasping the brass handle and giving the door a push. They entered cautiously, side by side. DuBulge was waiting just past the threshold, causing both boys to stop in their tracks.
"I've been waiting for you."
TBC…
P.S. I was to lazy to make any cute comments of symbols on the spots. Doesn't mean I love you all any less!!! XD
Author: a_life_defiant
Paring: TaeKey, JongHo Onew/various SuJu members
Genre: Crack, humor
Rating:NC-17 (language, crudeness, SEX *gasp*)
Summary: Superheros lead interesting lives. AKA, take a big bowl of cliche, add in some superpowers, and then *nom nom nom* (fail summary is fail)
A/N: For fangnicole (thankies for the inspo and plunnies)
CH1 CH2 CH3
A/N2: WARNING!! Character death. OMG O_O It's been almost a MONTH for this. Sorry to keep you waiting. This chapter is a bit......intense in some areas. Other than that I don't know what else to say. ENJOY THE CRACK!
Leetuk stepped toward Key and Taemin first, a cocky smile on his face.
"Well aren't you two just....delicious. I can see why Master wants you for himself."
Heechul stepped beside Leetuk and licked his lips. "Mmm, but I want to play with the little one. He looks so....flexible."
Taemin rolled his eyes and stepped forward; flames flickering dimly in his gaze.
"So are we actually going to fight? Or is your plan to just sit there and drool over my ass - which you'll never touch, by the way."
"Ooh he's feisty." Shindong said while trying to contain his drool. His eyes roamed over Taemin’s body lasciviously.
"Yah! Fatty McPorkchop. Stop undressing my boyfriend with your eyes!" Key hissed as he fired his laser vision toward the other boy.
Shindong immediately doubled over, skin still sizzling as he sucked in his last breath. Donghae clapped in amusement as the dying boy gave a final twitch, the faint smell of bacon filled the air.
"Such powerful little playthings......my turn." He vanished from sight with a taunting little wave.
Key's senses stood on end as he sniffed at the air, but the overpowering scent of blood and sex was too much. He looked over at Taemin who suddenly let out a small squeak. His boyfriend was disappearing before his eyes; his arms pressed to his sides by an unseen force. Taemin let out a frustrated growl and then set his skin ablaze. Donghae shrieked in pain as he became visible again. His hands and arms were charred down to the muscle. He slumped against the nearest wall, passing out from the pain. Leetuk raised his hand and shot out a blast of ice at Taemin. The younger boy shuddered as his flames dimmed.
"Now now, we'll have none of that." The cold boy waved a disapproving finger.
Meanwhile, Eunhyuk had lunged at Key; his hands aimed at the diva's throat. However, Key's reflexes were too fast. He back-flipped effortlessly over his assailant, landing cleanly before turning around and firing his lasers at Eunhyuk's head. The latter's brains splattered across the wall, causing Taemin to giggle.
"You all kind of suck at this." The youngest boy remarked.
Leetuk screamed in frustration and threw an ice stream at Taemin, knocking him on his feet. Key set his murderous gaze on Leetuk, slicing him in half cleanly. Both halves of his body made a wet, sickening thump as they hit the ground.
"Oh for fuckssakes!" Heelchul wailed.
He shot a bolt of electricity at Key. The feline hero couldn't move quite fast enough this time, and the bolt stunned him. He fell to his knees in a daze, eliciting a howl from Taemin. The youngest boy stood up and brushed the ice chips off himself. He turned his attention to the three remaining members of the SSK, a halo of flames encompassing his figure. The fire bloomed outward as he approached Heechul, Siwon, and Yesung. Heechul sent an electrical burst directly at Taemin's chest, but it only sufficed in intensifying the flames. Siwon clapped his hands and sent a shockwave toward the smaller boy, causing him to stumble and fall. Taemin looked up through his heavy bangs; rage burning in his pupils in unparalleled intensity. He stood up and focused his fury; creating a giant fireball in his hands. Before the other three had a chance to blink, Taemin threw the mini-inferno at them with all his strength. The flames engulfed the remaining SSK, burning them to ashes. The fire alarm went off and activated the sprinklers. Fat droplets of icy water rained down from the ceiling onto both of the remaining heroes.
Taemin quickly went over to his lover and helped him up. Water hissed as it touched his skin; steam rising up gracefully round him.
"Yeobo, are you alright?" He cupped Key's face in his hand, smoothing his stray hair with the other.
"Yeah, I'm ok. Are YOU alright? I've never seen your fire get that....well fiery before." The diva looked at the younger boy curiously.
"I guess. I mean....he just made me really angry. Even though they were using their powers it felt like they couldn't do much harm." Taemin shrugged. "Maybe they just have really shitty abilities?"
"Maybe.... Anyway, we need to get upstairs."
Taemin nodded and followed Key into the elevator, hands intertwined.
In the midst of it all neither of them had notice Kyuhyun shy back from the fight; posting in the shadows by the stairs.
***
Upstairs DuBulge had been diving his attention between the battle in the lobby and the sex acts he was orchestrating on his bed.
"Fuck him harder." He commanded at Minho.
The strong man's hips thrust harder, ramming into Jonghyun with a horrific amount of force.
"I'm hurting him." Minho ground out as he tried futilely to gain control of his actions.
"Correction. I'm hurting him. You are just my preferred method of torture." DuBulge grinned.
"Come now. Both of you." He instructed as he watched Taemin decimate the SSK on the lower level.
Minho and Jonghyun's bodies both shuddered and spasmed as their orgasms were forced out of them. Jonghyun whimpered as Minho collapsed on top of him.
"Pull out, I don't want him to suffocate." DuBulge instructed and Minho complied. "Good, now eat your cum out of his ass."
Minho's head shot up, his face a picture of pure shock. He couldn't even get out a syllable of protest out before he found himself face-first in ass, his tongue swirling around Jonghyun's battered hole. DuBulge leered at them for a minute, eyes roaming appreciatively at the swell of Minho's upturned ass. His dick hardened at the sight of Minho's tongue spearing in and out of Jonghyun's entrance.
"Mmm, not yet." He whispered as he gave it a squeeze.
He noted that the other two super heroes were almost to the penthouse.
"You can stop now." He purred at the two slaves on his bed. "Put your thongs back on and stay where you are. We'll be having guests in a moment."
DuBulge got up and went to stand in front of the door, waiting patiently to pounce on his new playthings.
***
Taemin and Key exited the elevator, noting the plain-looking door at the end of the hall.
"This is where the evil mastermind lives?" Taemin scoffed.
"Yah! Don't go underestimating things." Key admonished as they made their way down the corridor.
The younger boy merely rolled his eyes before grasping the brass handle and giving the door a push. They entered cautiously, side by side. DuBulge was waiting just past the threshold, causing both boys to stop in their tracks.
"I've been waiting for you."
TBC…
P.S. I was to lazy to make any cute comments of symbols on the spots. Doesn't mean I love you all any less!!! XD