Stupid Love Stories - Interlude part 4
Title: SLS Interlude part 4
Author:a_life_defiant
Rating: Pg-15
Paring: Jinki/OFC, Jonghyun/OFC. Minho/OFC, side!TaeKey
Summary: Slumber party...pillow fight...tickle war....yeah..it's like that - oh and now booze!
A/N: After a twitterfest this was written for my sissy and dongsaeng in ayamelockett 's Stupid Love Stories 'verse
part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 epilogue
***
After Lyss and Jonghyun had passed out, Key put his plan into action.
“Ok we need to strip them down.” He instructed while he rubbed his hands together.
“WHAT?” Ayame shrieks and Jinki clamps his hand over her mouth as everyone’s eyes turn to the blacked-out pair of booze hounds.
A collective sigh is released as neither of them move.
“I thought we were just going to write on them?” The youngest girl asks in a whisper.
“It will be more humiliating if we take their clothes.” Key explains.
He’s about to continue, but Ice interrupts. “I don’t know about the rest of you….but I really don’t feel like bearing witness to Jonghyun Junior.”
Minho’s eyes flit briefly to the older boy. “Yeah, I don’t think I want you to witness that either…”
Taemin giggles as Minho cradles Ice’s head in mock disgust while Key just rolls his eyes.
“Fine. FINE. Leave their underwear on. Minho, Jinki you help me with dinopuppy here. Ice, Ayame and Taemin you take care of mamasaurus.”
Taemin’s eyes go wide in shock. “But….but….Lyss noona……she has….girl parts.”
Key immediately drops the hold he has on Jonghyun’s foot and shifts his eyes heavenward.
“You’re gay, G-A-Y. If anything you should be at ease.”
Taemin snorts indignantly. “I’ve never touched girl parts and I don’t intend to start now.” He finishes with a pout.
Key runs a frustrated hand through his hair and motions Taemin to switch places with him.
“Now can we hurry this up??”
Ice and Ayame carefully work the older girl’s shirt up over her torso. Key, however, seems not to give a fuck about much and he yanks the blonde’s pants off in one fell swoop; the ankles of her skinny jeans catching on her feet slightly. Both girls give him a ‘what the fuck?’ look as Lyss stirs, rolling over onto her stomach.
Key points to the ink adorning the other girl’s back as Ice and Ayame get Lyss’ shirt over her head successfully.
“What the hell is this???” He scream-whispers.
Ice and Ayame give him another look as the other boys peer over to see what the diva is squawking about.
“Never mind, I have the best idea EVER.”
Key runs off quickly to Taemin’s bedroom without further explanation. The rest of Jonghyun’s clothes are finally added to the pile with Lyss’ and Taemin starts to giggle profusely. One hand is covering his mouth as he points back and forth between the couple. It takes a moment for everyone to catch on, but then they finally see it. Not only are the couple both wearing black underwear, their undergarments also bear the same rainbow-colored dinosaurs. Jinki beings wheezing laughter while clapping his hands like a seal. He takes a step back and trips over a throw pillow, landing on his ass. The remaining four burst out into raucous laughter. Taemin quickly pulls out his phone and snaps a picture.
“They will NEVER live this down.”
Key comes running back in to see what the commotion is about. He eyes the underwear and then pulls a face.
“That is so ridiculously couple-y and cute I think I may vomit.”
“What’s that?” Ayame asks as she point to the object in Key’s hand.
The diva gives a devilish smile.
“This, my friends, is a Staedtler Lumocolor Permanent Marker. Water-resistant, and requires an alcohol-based solvent to remove it. Thank you 5th period art class.”
“Your father is Satan, isn’t he?” Ice questions, her voice full of mirth.
Key pouts thoughtfully for a second and then answers. “Nope. But I’m pretty sure he had a hand in making this marker.”
Minho shakes his head while trying to conceal his smirk.
“Ok, now let’s do work!” The diva directs as he closes in on his first target.
***
Several minutes later, the six of them had successfully taken turns marking the unconscious couple as scoreboards.
“Ok, time to move them. Taeminnie, help your sister and Ice carry Lyss. I need to help with Jjong, he weighs more.” Key instructs.
Taemin grumbles but goes to help the other girls out. He immediately refuses when they flip her over.
“No way! Do you see those things??” He grimaces while pointing at Lyss’ chest. “They probably weigh a ton. Be a good boyfriend and switch me.” Taemin begs Key with puppy eyes.
“No. Stop being such a pussy and help carry her already you freak!”
“I hate you.” Taemin growls as he helps Ice and Aya lift the older girl.
Jinki goes in front to hold open the door. It was quickly decided that he shouldn’t be allowed to help with carrying because he would probably trip over a garden gnome or something, and end up giving Jonghyun a concussion.
The trek across the lawn to the pool house is treacherous. Jonghyun keeps mumbling in his sleep. Something about blazin guns and an army of supernatural creatures. Key and Minho just shrug at each other and keep moving. Finally they make it safely into the pool house and deposit the drunken couple on top of each other on the floor. They immediately cuddle closer to one another. Lyss with her head on Jonghyun’s chest, above his heart, the boy twining his arms around her waist.
The remaining six make a swift exit, leaving the couple to sleep off the effects of all the alcohol they’d consumed.
***
Once inside, things take a turn down crazy street. Key offers to get everyone some lemonade to cool them down after the struggle of carrying all that dead weight. He goes into the kitchen alone and proceeds to make a spiked lemonade that would rival some of the best bartenders.
He brings the tray of refreshments back in and everyone takes a glass; sipping away happily. Completely unaware that they were consuming a hell of a lot more than lemon juice, water, and sugar.
Minutes pass as the group relaxes on the couch and various body pillows on the floor. Suddenly Ayame begins to fan herself.
“When did it become an inferno in here?” She questions breathlessly.
“I have no fucking clue.” Taemin responds to his sibling, fanning himself in a similar manner.
A moment later, at the exact same time, in the exact same manner, the twins whip off their pants; signing in relief. Jinki gulps down the last of his lemonade, choking as some goes down the wrong way. Ayame’s legs looked incredibly enticing to the older boy. The dancer is completely unaware of the effect that her bare thighs and calves are having on her boyfriend.
Ice had been sneakily making her way closer to her boyfriend on the couch; sizing Minho up with hungry eyes. She sees a spilt second of distraction amongst the group as Key begins to sing a Ke$ha song and takes that as her moment to pounce. She grips Minho’s hand tightly and drags him off to another room.
It takes everyone to the end of Key’s second song to notice that they were missing.
“Heh, where did froggy annnn ice-queen gooooo?” Key questions with slurred speech.
He gets up and tries to shake Taemin’s koala hug-grip off of him.
“Ngghhhhh, dun wanna walky…” The younger boy murmurs sleepily.
Key moves his hands to cup the boy’s boxer-clad ass cheeks. “Fine. But if I d-drop you s’all yourr fault.”
Taemin mumbles something that can probably be taken as agreement, somewhere in the vicinity of Key’s shoulder. Ayame pulls Jinki to his feet and gives him a slow and sloppy kiss. They then trail after Key and Taemin, hands linked tightly. They all wander shakily through the house, in search of the missing couple. After what felt like an eternity, but was really only six minutes, they stumbled into a spare bedroom; Ice and Minho making out like the horny teenagers that they were. Ice’s blouse was partially undone and Minho had lost his shirt completely. Ayame immediately pulled out her cell phone and began snapping incriminating photos. Ice saw the flashes and started to scream.
“MAKNAE!!!!! Imma kill you so hard!! GIVE ME THAT PHONE!”
She began chasing the younger girl throughout the house, knocking over various things as her sock-clad feet slid across the glossy wood floors. The four boys kept up a lazy pursuit behind, laughing their asses off as Ayame shouted taunts at the older girl. The great chase ended with Ice tackling Aya into the swimming pool.
The boys decide that they really weren’t too fond of getting wet at the moment, so they went back inside. After a particularly vicious round of dunking under the water, the soaked girls notice that their men are no where in sight.
“Those asssholes! They could’ve at least stayed around to make sure we didn’t drown!” Ice growls.
“Uh uonie…we’re in the shallow end of the pool.” Ayame explains with child-like wisdom as she stands up, the water hitting at her waist.
“That’s besides the point.” Ice counters indignantly.
The two help each other out of the pool and stomp back inside, fully prepared to tackle their significant others with their soaked bodies. However, upon entrance to the house they see that all four boys have fallen asleep. Ice moves to tackle Minho anyway, but Ayame’s sudden grip on her arm stills her movements.
“Uonie…” Ayame starts with a wicked grin. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
Ice follows the line of Ayame’s outstretched arm and spot’s Key’s Satan marker. Her eyebrows quirk up in excitement as she nods fervently at the younger girl.
“Let’s get ‘em.”
The morning was going to be incredibly interesting…..
TBC…
A/N2: Here's hoping this doesn't suck......
Author:a_life_defiant
Rating: Pg-15
Paring: Jinki/OFC, Jonghyun/OFC. Minho/OFC, side!TaeKey
Summary: Slumber party...pillow fight...tickle war....yeah..it's like that - oh and now booze!
A/N: After a twitterfest this was written for my sissy and dongsaeng in ayamelockett 's Stupid Love Stories 'verse
part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 epilogue
***
After Lyss and Jonghyun had passed out, Key put his plan into action.
“Ok we need to strip them down.” He instructed while he rubbed his hands together.
“WHAT?” Ayame shrieks and Jinki clamps his hand over her mouth as everyone’s eyes turn to the blacked-out pair of booze hounds.
A collective sigh is released as neither of them move.
“I thought we were just going to write on them?” The youngest girl asks in a whisper.
“It will be more humiliating if we take their clothes.” Key explains.
He’s about to continue, but Ice interrupts. “I don’t know about the rest of you….but I really don’t feel like bearing witness to Jonghyun Junior.”
Minho’s eyes flit briefly to the older boy. “Yeah, I don’t think I want you to witness that either…”
Taemin giggles as Minho cradles Ice’s head in mock disgust while Key just rolls his eyes.
“Fine. FINE. Leave their underwear on. Minho, Jinki you help me with dinopuppy here. Ice, Ayame and Taemin you take care of mamasaurus.”
Taemin’s eyes go wide in shock. “But….but….Lyss noona……she has….girl parts.”
Key immediately drops the hold he has on Jonghyun’s foot and shifts his eyes heavenward.
“You’re gay, G-A-Y. If anything you should be at ease.”
Taemin snorts indignantly. “I’ve never touched girl parts and I don’t intend to start now.” He finishes with a pout.
Key runs a frustrated hand through his hair and motions Taemin to switch places with him.
“Now can we hurry this up??”
Ice and Ayame carefully work the older girl’s shirt up over her torso. Key, however, seems not to give a fuck about much and he yanks the blonde’s pants off in one fell swoop; the ankles of her skinny jeans catching on her feet slightly. Both girls give him a ‘what the fuck?’ look as Lyss stirs, rolling over onto her stomach.
Key points to the ink adorning the other girl’s back as Ice and Ayame get Lyss’ shirt over her head successfully.
“What the hell is this???” He scream-whispers.
Ice and Ayame give him another look as the other boys peer over to see what the diva is squawking about.
“Never mind, I have the best idea EVER.”
Key runs off quickly to Taemin’s bedroom without further explanation. The rest of Jonghyun’s clothes are finally added to the pile with Lyss’ and Taemin starts to giggle profusely. One hand is covering his mouth as he points back and forth between the couple. It takes a moment for everyone to catch on, but then they finally see it. Not only are the couple both wearing black underwear, their undergarments also bear the same rainbow-colored dinosaurs. Jinki beings wheezing laughter while clapping his hands like a seal. He takes a step back and trips over a throw pillow, landing on his ass. The remaining four burst out into raucous laughter. Taemin quickly pulls out his phone and snaps a picture.
“They will NEVER live this down.”
Key comes running back in to see what the commotion is about. He eyes the underwear and then pulls a face.
“That is so ridiculously couple-y and cute I think I may vomit.”
“What’s that?” Ayame asks as she point to the object in Key’s hand.
The diva gives a devilish smile.
“This, my friends, is a Staedtler Lumocolor Permanent Marker. Water-resistant, and requires an alcohol-based solvent to remove it. Thank you 5th period art class.”
“Your father is Satan, isn’t he?” Ice questions, her voice full of mirth.
Key pouts thoughtfully for a second and then answers. “Nope. But I’m pretty sure he had a hand in making this marker.”
Minho shakes his head while trying to conceal his smirk.
“Ok, now let’s do work!” The diva directs as he closes in on his first target.
***
Several minutes later, the six of them had successfully taken turns marking the unconscious couple as scoreboards.
“Ok, time to move them. Taeminnie, help your sister and Ice carry Lyss. I need to help with Jjong, he weighs more.” Key instructs.
Taemin grumbles but goes to help the other girls out. He immediately refuses when they flip her over.
“No way! Do you see those things??” He grimaces while pointing at Lyss’ chest. “They probably weigh a ton. Be a good boyfriend and switch me.” Taemin begs Key with puppy eyes.
“No. Stop being such a pussy and help carry her already you freak!”
“I hate you.” Taemin growls as he helps Ice and Aya lift the older girl.
Jinki goes in front to hold open the door. It was quickly decided that he shouldn’t be allowed to help with carrying because he would probably trip over a garden gnome or something, and end up giving Jonghyun a concussion.
The trek across the lawn to the pool house is treacherous. Jonghyun keeps mumbling in his sleep. Something about blazin guns and an army of supernatural creatures. Key and Minho just shrug at each other and keep moving. Finally they make it safely into the pool house and deposit the drunken couple on top of each other on the floor. They immediately cuddle closer to one another. Lyss with her head on Jonghyun’s chest, above his heart, the boy twining his arms around her waist.
The remaining six make a swift exit, leaving the couple to sleep off the effects of all the alcohol they’d consumed.
***
Once inside, things take a turn down crazy street. Key offers to get everyone some lemonade to cool them down after the struggle of carrying all that dead weight. He goes into the kitchen alone and proceeds to make a spiked lemonade that would rival some of the best bartenders.
He brings the tray of refreshments back in and everyone takes a glass; sipping away happily. Completely unaware that they were consuming a hell of a lot more than lemon juice, water, and sugar.
Minutes pass as the group relaxes on the couch and various body pillows on the floor. Suddenly Ayame begins to fan herself.
“When did it become an inferno in here?” She questions breathlessly.
“I have no fucking clue.” Taemin responds to his sibling, fanning himself in a similar manner.
A moment later, at the exact same time, in the exact same manner, the twins whip off their pants; signing in relief. Jinki gulps down the last of his lemonade, choking as some goes down the wrong way. Ayame’s legs looked incredibly enticing to the older boy. The dancer is completely unaware of the effect that her bare thighs and calves are having on her boyfriend.
Ice had been sneakily making her way closer to her boyfriend on the couch; sizing Minho up with hungry eyes. She sees a spilt second of distraction amongst the group as Key begins to sing a Ke$ha song and takes that as her moment to pounce. She grips Minho’s hand tightly and drags him off to another room.
It takes everyone to the end of Key’s second song to notice that they were missing.
“Heh, where did froggy annnn ice-queen gooooo?” Key questions with slurred speech.
He gets up and tries to shake Taemin’s koala hug-grip off of him.
“Ngghhhhh, dun wanna walky…” The younger boy murmurs sleepily.
Key moves his hands to cup the boy’s boxer-clad ass cheeks. “Fine. But if I d-drop you s’all yourr fault.”
Taemin mumbles something that can probably be taken as agreement, somewhere in the vicinity of Key’s shoulder. Ayame pulls Jinki to his feet and gives him a slow and sloppy kiss. They then trail after Key and Taemin, hands linked tightly. They all wander shakily through the house, in search of the missing couple. After what felt like an eternity, but was really only six minutes, they stumbled into a spare bedroom; Ice and Minho making out like the horny teenagers that they were. Ice’s blouse was partially undone and Minho had lost his shirt completely. Ayame immediately pulled out her cell phone and began snapping incriminating photos. Ice saw the flashes and started to scream.
“MAKNAE!!!!! Imma kill you so hard!! GIVE ME THAT PHONE!”
She began chasing the younger girl throughout the house, knocking over various things as her sock-clad feet slid across the glossy wood floors. The four boys kept up a lazy pursuit behind, laughing their asses off as Ayame shouted taunts at the older girl. The great chase ended with Ice tackling Aya into the swimming pool.
The boys decide that they really weren’t too fond of getting wet at the moment, so they went back inside. After a particularly vicious round of dunking under the water, the soaked girls notice that their men are no where in sight.
“Those asssholes! They could’ve at least stayed around to make sure we didn’t drown!” Ice growls.
“Uh uonie…we’re in the shallow end of the pool.” Ayame explains with child-like wisdom as she stands up, the water hitting at her waist.
“That’s besides the point.” Ice counters indignantly.
The two help each other out of the pool and stomp back inside, fully prepared to tackle their significant others with their soaked bodies. However, upon entrance to the house they see that all four boys have fallen asleep. Ice moves to tackle Minho anyway, but Ayame’s sudden grip on her arm stills her movements.
“Uonie…” Ayame starts with a wicked grin. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
Ice follows the line of Ayame’s outstretched arm and spot’s Key’s Satan marker. Her eyebrows quirk up in excitement as she nods fervently at the younger girl.
“Let’s get ‘em.”
The morning was going to be incredibly interesting…..
TBC…
A/N2: Here's hoping this doesn't suck......