LJ's bleachness community: Gene Simmons' son Plagiarizing Bleach? *
Saw this on both ANN and Topless Robot earlier (all relevant links, examples, and more included in the bleachness post above). All I have to say is this:
Nick Simmons, your blatant idiocy has warmed the cockles of my little blackened heart. You have truly made my weekend with your downright hilarious levels of stupidity. I can only hope that my laughter subsides before my job interview on Tuesday, but even if it does not, I know that I will still be having a better day than you. Good day to you, sir, and may your father's legal team be well-mannered enough not to slap you upside the head and/or just start giggling uncontrollably in front of you.
*Pro tip: The answer is 'oh yes, yes he did. A lot.'