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[raepxcake]

Name: Orochimaru
Age: 35
Position: Chef
What have you been doing while the store has been closed? Not that it's any of your business, but I've been working part-time at the herpetology center at the local zoo. They didn't want me to work out in front, where people would actually see me.  I can't imagine why; I look absolutely stunning for my age

Comments

[cake_is_a_bang]

Your snake got out?! Fuck, I'm glad I don't live anywhere near you, un.

[raepxcake]

As am I; I don't want you and your...predilection near my babies.

[cake_is_a_bang]

And I don't want your babies near my predilection, un!

[raepxcake]

....do you even know what that word means, Deidara-kun?

[cake_is_a_bang]

....Yes.

couldn't help himself

[cup_of_smex]

Liar.