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Sep 29, 2009 15:10

Name: Orochimaru
Age: 35
Position: Chef
What have you been doing while the store has been closed? Not that it's any of your business, but I've been working part-time at the herpetology center at the local zoo. They didn't want me to work out in front, where people would actually see me.  I can't imagine why; I look absolutely stunning for my age However, they were more than happy to have me work in the back with the incubators. The little snakes were so very pretty when they slid out of their egg shells, all bright and new and slick...I got a few complaints about doing my little mother hissing sounds to them, but those bitches can go die in a fire they are sorely mistaken.

When I wasn't being a loving, coaxing snake mommy handler at the zoo, I've been taking care of The Wall back at my flat. I finally found Lady wrapped around some little postal worker peon outside the complex, and she's safely back inside her cage. "Man Eating Snake" my ass; that person had a very ratty face.

lady, intro, zoo, returning

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