the torture of summer

Jul 06, 2006 06:49

So I called my father this morning. Last night when I got home from work my kids said he wanted me to call him. He was upset with me. Not a big news
flash, that's about daily lately. I put off the call until this morning. I figured I deserved to just relax last night. Anyway, he bitched me out from the time he picked up until I hung up. Pleh..and he wonders why I don't call very often anymore.

I threatened my kids yesterday...ha ha ha ha. This threat may actually work. This is the first summer that they are being allowed to stay home on their own. No sitter. They are given little things to do around the house each day, little silly things to keep them occupied and out of trouble, they have ALL day to complete them. My son(whom is 4 yrs younger than my daughter) seems to complete his work most days. Savi on the other hand, does not. Hmmm ..big shocker.Yesterday was the end. I got in from work and saw her standing at the kitchen counter with the bag of potatoes I asked her to peel and mash for the roast I put in before going to work. She had 1 flippin potato peeled. 1!! Not gonna feed all of us. I should have been able to come in and serve dinner. I was not a happy chick. Fed up and pissed off I told her to get in the shower. 5:30pm mind you.

She was shocked... I was happier. She gave me a rash of crap and I told her she could go to bed as soon as she was done eatting. Happier still...stuck by what I said I would do...Here comes the funniest. To me anyway. LOL.

I had both of my kids come into the kitchen after dinner was done. I told them both that this was the end.Tired of coming home to a trashed house with them doing nothing but creating disasters. 90 million calls cause she's touching me, he spit in my hair. She won't stop looking at me MOM!!! The next time they screw up they will have a sitter. They looked at each other, grumbled a bit,and I knew they really didn't think too much of it. Big deal, they can handle it....right???? NOT !! I told them if I had to get a sitter it would be ....dan dan dan dannnnnnnn......

MY FATHER !!!!!

Oh the shock.....the horror...... LMAO..... their little eyes got huge, their mouths hung slack and unmoving... The realization sunk in , and sunk in quick.... hee hee heeeee...

My son was the first one to speak....after a very long silence...

But mom, Pepere is a fun sucker......                               HA HA HA HA HA                   I love it........ 
This threat is gonna work.... a fun sucker... can ya stand it..... Oh yeah... my kids are gonna be the best behaved on the block...for the rest of the summer.... HEE HEEE HEEE

Fun sucker.... aaaaahhh,......... kills me... ....tee heee
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