Tuesday Night Ridiculousness
"I'ma cut a bitch"
"I'd kill a bitch"
Kate, after making a (rock-on) posterboard presentation on global hunger for a community event: "What would you say if you saw this poster?"
"I wanna fuck the bitch that made that"
This is what happens when Kate and I go crazy.
In other news:
1) The guys bought half gallons of milk and decided to drink them. The whole thing went down in about 5 minutes. They came, they chugged, they puked. :P (Honestly, who looks at a half gallon and says to themselves, "I want to chug that!"????)
2) I walk in the room and Kate's like, "Do you know the guy that's in my drawing class?"
I'm like, "...."
Kate goes, "He's kinda fat and says he knows my friends."
I'm like, ".....What's his name?"
She's like, "I don't know."
I'm like, "So you're asking me if I know the guy in your drawing class? ...You're ridiculous."
3) Kate: "Can I borrow you're IUD...no, you're... WSB... UDI? WBS? DIU? DUI?"
I'm like, "Wtf??!!"
She's like, "That thing!"
I'm like, "WHAT thing?!?!"
She's like, "You know...
[Yeah, um, apparently I DIDN'T know]
Kate: "...That thing you plug into your computer to put stuff on so you can take it to some other computer."
Me: "...USB?"
Kate: "Yeah! THAT thing!"
Me: "...You're ridiculous."
Meanwhile:
"Mow" - the new "to smash" as the term pertains to food consumption (reminded of this courtesy of Di)
Finally:
Kate: "For sheezy my neezy"
Sarah and I: "Wtf?!?!"
Kate: "That's from MY culture!"
Sarah and I: " 'For sheezy my NEEZY' ???"
Kate (totally deadpanned): "Well, actually, it's 'For shit my N-word' "
Sarah and I: "...." followed by falling over on the floor laughing
Me: " 'For shit my N-word' ???!?!?!"
Sarah: For the record, 'For shit my N-word' is NOTHING like 'for sheezy my neezy' on the "ridiculousness" level."
"I'd kill a bitch"
Kate, after making a (rock-on) posterboard presentation on global hunger for a community event: "What would you say if you saw this poster?"
"I wanna fuck the bitch that made that"
This is what happens when Kate and I go crazy.
In other news:
1) The guys bought half gallons of milk and decided to drink them. The whole thing went down in about 5 minutes. They came, they chugged, they puked. :P (Honestly, who looks at a half gallon and says to themselves, "I want to chug that!"????)
2) I walk in the room and Kate's like, "Do you know the guy that's in my drawing class?"
I'm like, "...."
Kate goes, "He's kinda fat and says he knows my friends."
I'm like, ".....What's his name?"
She's like, "I don't know."
I'm like, "So you're asking me if I know the guy in your drawing class? ...You're ridiculous."
3) Kate: "Can I borrow you're IUD...no, you're... WSB... UDI? WBS? DIU? DUI?"
I'm like, "Wtf??!!"
She's like, "That thing!"
I'm like, "WHAT thing?!?!"
She's like, "You know...
[Yeah, um, apparently I DIDN'T know]
Kate: "...That thing you plug into your computer to put stuff on so you can take it to some other computer."
Me: "...USB?"
Kate: "Yeah! THAT thing!"
Me: "...You're ridiculous."
Meanwhile:
"Mow" - the new "to smash" as the term pertains to food consumption (reminded of this courtesy of Di)
Finally:
Kate: "For sheezy my neezy"
Sarah and I: "Wtf?!?!"
Kate: "That's from MY culture!"
Sarah and I: " 'For sheezy my NEEZY' ???"
Kate (totally deadpanned): "Well, actually, it's 'For shit my N-word' "
Sarah and I: "...." followed by falling over on the floor laughing
Me: " 'For shit my N-word' ???!?!?!"
Sarah: For the record, 'For shit my N-word' is NOTHING like 'for sheezy my neezy' on the "ridiculousness" level."