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Husband to dog: NO! Those are not to chew up, those are for ME to enjoy!
Me: Um...are you two fighting over my underwear again?
Dog: *jumps on the bed, tries to look innocent*
Husband: Noooooooo...
Me: By the way Boo's trying to look innocent, I can't help but think you're lying.
Husband: Boo! Quickly! Look more innocent!
Me: Um...are you two fighting over my underwear again?
Dog: *jumps on the bed, tries to look innocent*
Husband: Noooooooo...
Me: By the way Boo's trying to look innocent, I can't help but think you're lying.
Husband: Boo! Quickly! Look more innocent!