slap bet

May 02, 2010 09:59

Last night we were witnesses to a slap bet. For those of you not in the know, a slap bet is a bet wherein the penalty of losing is getting slapped by the other party. You have to know our friends to understand the attraction -- suffice to say that Julien and I are quite content to be always observers and never participants.

Anyway, for Halloween last year Allen wore a three-year-old's dinosaur costume, which meant that he barely squeezed his legs into the costume legs and left the dinosaur's head and neck projecting from his pelvis. He then had a sign on his back saying, "Pet My Dinosaur". Timm recently slap-bet him that he couldn't wear the costume for an hour in a local gay bar.

In spite of Allen's terror of intimacy from other men, as predicted, he made it through no problem. We all agreed that the bar let him off rather easy, especially since Julien probably scared Allen with his dancing more than any of the other clientele. Allen really didn't want to do the bet, so he took out his vengeance in a pretty manly slap.

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slap bet

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