Very funny, fuckhead.

Dec 24, 2008 15:24


So, I'm walking out of the door of my office today @ 2:00pm to start my four-day weekend and my boss comes right out after me asking if I'm leaving...and of course I say yeah and Merry Christmas...and he says to me, "Well, I was gonna tell you Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays but I didn't know you were Jewish so that would probably be saying too ( Read more... )

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meowbunnymeow December 25 2008, 01:50:53 UTC
Your boss is... some kind of nutcase?

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radrluv69 December 25 2008, 03:25:56 UTC
No, actually it's kind of a stupid inside joke...my boss's nephew worked at my agency for about 9 months or so before he moved back down to Texas to be an "unofficial" assistant coach for the Texas Tech football team...anyway, Steve shared a cubicle with me during the majority of his employment at my agency, and let's just say that we got along *too* well...namely that the way we argued with eachother that other people around us told us that we sounded like we were married. Anyway, at some point Steve had started telling me that I sounded like a "Jewish princess"...I have no idea why. So to keep the joke going, he told people that I'd worked with for years that I was Jewish. Apparently his uncle, my boss, also thought the joke was funny ( ... )

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meowbunnymeow December 26 2008, 02:24:03 UTC
Jew princess, you are a spoiled brat?

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radrluv69 December 26 2008, 02:58:33 UTC
If I'm spoiled, it's only because I spoil myself. I've never relied on anyone else's money but my own. I buy my own diamond rings, my own cars, my own Raptor bags...you get the idea.

Steve just has an odd sense of humor, really.

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meowbunnymeow December 26 2008, 03:05:55 UTC
Hun, you said diamond ringSm carS and bagS... can I borrow some money plz? :p

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radrluv69 December 26 2008, 03:10:36 UTC
Well, I can't just *give* my hard-earned money away...where's the bribe? LOL

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meowbunnymeow December 26 2008, 03:14:28 UTC
A carrotz? LOL

No, make it a parsnip :p

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radrluv69 December 26 2008, 03:19:25 UTC
But according to you, parsnips are weapons to fend off batshit-crazy fangirls...hmmmm...nope, don't think so. ;)

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meowbunnymeow December 26 2008, 03:24:54 UTC
Oh I am sure you need parsnips... cos I need THE carrotz...

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radrluv69 December 26 2008, 03:27:46 UTC
Right now I *need* more Pepto-Bismol. *looks for pink pill bottle*

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meowbunnymeow December 26 2008, 03:36:11 UTC
:(

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